Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.