Margaret Cho
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Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same... MARGARET CHO I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who a... MARGARET CHO If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth a... MARGARET CHO And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into a... MARGARET CHO I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. MARGARET CHO People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the unio... MARGARET CHO Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart. MARGARET CHO Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life fo... MARGARET CHO Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right directio... MARGARET CHO Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. MARGARET CHO If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth a... MARGARET CHO Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. MARGARET CHO I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with... MARGARET CHO For women in my family, in Korean culture, women are really valued in their youth, and then when the... MARGARET CHO Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the... MARGARET CHO Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter. MARGARET CHO I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? MARGARET CHO I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American. MARGARET CHO Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the... MARGARET CHO Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way... MARGARET CHO Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a re... MARGARET CHO Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire li... MARGARET CHO Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate. MARGARET CHO I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who a... MARGARET CHO I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look... MARGARET CHO The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. MARGARET CHO Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordina... MARGARET CHO Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharp... MARGARET CHO Its like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone elses story. MARGARET CHO When people think the world of you, be careful with them. MARGARET CHO Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself. MARGARET CHO I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I a... MARGARET CHO In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in Americ... MARGARET CHO I always felt like an outsider growing up. In school, I felt like I never fit in. But it didn't ... MARGARET CHO One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There&#... MARGARET CHO To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like yo... MARGARET CHO If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth a... MARGARET CHO It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot of people didn't even understand... MARGARET CHO This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes. MARGARET CHO I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are... MARGARET CHO I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my... MARGARET CHO Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate MARGARET CHO Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. MARGARET CHO I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local ne... MARGARET CHO [Fun and games for sure, but with an underlying middle finger toward growing intolerance in mainstre... MARGARET CHO I don't really have an agenda. I don't care about being on a sitcom or making an impression [to the ... MARGARET CHO I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" - MARGARET CHO The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing t... MARGARET CHO My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, w... MARGARET CHO I Have Chosen To Stay and Fight MARGARET CHO [She has a somewhat clandestine method of changing her own attitudes.] I'm a belly dancer! It's my o... MARGARET CHO If public figures came out of the closet, then the LGBT kids who saw them on TV would feel safe befo... MARGARET CHO Korean children get a lot of fuss made over them, I guess because life was tough in the old country,... MARGARET CHO The power of visibility can never be underestimated. MARGARET CHO I think reality television is such a special talent. MARGARET CHO I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but t... MARGARET CHO I have so much hate that it has turned into love. MARGARET CHO When I first started acting in college, at Cal, the thing that I loved about acting was not being on... JOHN CHO I have a few go-to moves like jazz hands, shake the booty, stupid eyes. It was once a mating ritual,... JOHN CHO I've thought for years, sometimes against my will, about what kind of son I'm supposed to be... JOHN CHO The Asian-American kids I meet respond to a democracy in the vulgarity of my roles. JOHN CHO I feel like there's this need that the Asian-American community has to feel like people. It'... JOHN CHO I don't like when an Asian-American actor says, 'I'm entering this business to change Ho... JOHN CHO Early on, I played a Chinese delivery person, and even that, which was very innocuous, felt like I w... JOHN CHO It's so funny that Hollywood has become so entrenched in its formulas. Because what I've exp... JOHN CHO It'd be nice if Asian actors could be perceived as profitable, which is the bottom line. We'... JOHN CHO I've been called a funny person for a long time. I don't know that I know anything about com... JOHN CHO Whenever I'm on my way to a premiere or something, I always have a good laugh in the car... beca... JOHN CHO With 'The Exorcist,' a lot of things went into it. I hadn't seen the show until they ask... JOHN CHO Typically, actors overplay jargon or toss it away in an extravagant display of casualness. Real peop... JOHN CHO The thing about kissing men - how do people stand it? The stubble is maddening. JOHN CHO It just seemed hedonistic when I first started acting. It was a pleasurable thing. But as I look bac... JOHN CHO The goal of Asians in the arts is plurality of roles. I've always been hindered by me over-think... JOHN CHO If there is a linking code, there has to be some kind of written confirmation or affidavit that the ... MILDRED CHO How could you die and not be old enough to hear about premarital sex? How could you die and still no... ZEN CHO I don't know what the next frontier is, but good comedy should put its toe into taboo waters. Yo... JOHN CHO All of my teammates are unique. We're all a family. IRENE CHO I try not to think about my ranking because it could change so quickly - it's not a big deal. It's a... IRENE CHO I find time to sleep. I just find time to sleep at weird times. IRENE CHO But one may like someone enough to kiss them without liking them enough to confide in them. The two ... ZEN CHO I thought: if I die, I hope I get reincarnated into a mosquito so I can bite that fucker kau-kau. ZEN CHO Other dragons are bastards. I moved out of my mother's cave after my mother tried to rip my guts out... ZEN CHO Magic ran in the family. Even her mother's second cousin, who was adopted, did small spells on the s... ZEN CHO Love was like swallowing a cili padi whole. ZEN CHO He would gaze at her with intrigued longan seed eyes. ZEN CHO But a woman should not marry where there is no respect. Respect is the most important thing. ZEN CHO I think from the growth we've experienced in the last few years it wouldn't be that long ... Next ye... JUNO CHO Seventy million with a solid product portfolio and with the right average selling price is our goal. JUNO CHO The $30 to $40 phone probably does not give us enough margins. JUNO CHO More surprising was that we had not even set up a proper incubation facility yet. When the eggs came... NYO CHO TONG MARGARET MEAD I'm pretty casual. I love Free People and small vintage boutiques. 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At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman 
A beautiful woman looking at her image in the mirror may very well believe the image is herself. An ... 
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. 
Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman? (wonders Lady Catelyn Stark) 
Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ... 
It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundredth with a beauty. 
Only the beautiful can acknowledge all that is beautiful, and only the ugly can acknowledge all that... 
It is a lie. 
A beautiful world with ugly people; an ugly world with beautiful people. We can never win. 
He was ugly, himself. Weird-ugly. But ugliness in a man doesn't matter, much. Ugliness in a woman is... 
I never went to bed with an ugly woman; woke up with a few. 
A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks t... 
It's nothing to be born ugly. Sensibly, the ugly woman comes to terms with her ugliness and exploits... 
It's nothing to be born ugly. Sensibly, the ugly woman comes to terms with her ugliness and exploits... 
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. 
A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after... 
A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after... 
Never assume that a woman is wicked simply because she is ugly and behaves unfavorably towards you. ... 
If you tell a beautiful woman that she is beautiful, what have you given her? It's no more than a fa... 
Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get. 
WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful a... 
Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woma... 
I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle 
As ugly an admission as this is, I met my wife at a party, and if I had been to the same party and s... 
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible dis... 
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible dis... 
I let out a sound that was definitely not a whimper. It was something far more manly, no matter what... 
Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see... 
'Fecundity' is an ugly word for an ugly subject. It is ugly, at least, in the eggy animal wo... 
I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out th... 
Life is a re-discovery. 
Life Is a Misconception. 
Life is a desire! 
As a general rule, it is highly desirable that ladies should keep their temper: a woman when she sto... 
A beautiful woman can be painted as a totem only; not as a woman, but as a Madonna, a queen, a sphin... 
You can't be a rebel without the scars that come with it. Truth is, some days scars are just as ugly... 
Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact. 
Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact. 
The beauty of a cuckoo is in its notes, that of a woman in her unalloyed devotion to her husband, th... 
Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys... 
Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys... 
An ugly jar full of water is worth more than an empty beautiful one in the desert. 
A woman should be an illusion. 
I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied... 
What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness! A beautiful woman utters absurditi... 
Art is a mystery.A mystery is something immeasurable.In so far as every child and woman and man may ... 
An ugly candle that lights up a home is better than a beautiful lamp that merely decorates a room. 
I know the world is filled with troubles and many injustices. But reality is as beautiful as it is u... 
It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly 
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I... 
I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet.
That household virtue, most uncommon, / Of constancy to a bad, ugly woman. 
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love... 
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love... 
There is a very delicate line between pornography and beauty. A naked woman is not necessarily porno... 
Mother Superior jump the gun...
Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best flattered upon the score... 
I know the world is filled with troubles and many injustices. But reality is as beautiful as it is u... 
What an impossible and miraculous and hideous thing this was. An ugly plan hatched by an ugly boy no... 
An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. 
Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... 
I must admit that I personally measure success in terms of the contributions an individual makes to ... 
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles in it. 
The spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build. 
Pennies do not come from heaven. They have to be earned here on earth. 
No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or foreign secretary - not the top jobs. An... 
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate. 
It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil a... 
I want my careless song to strike no minor key; no fiend to stand between my body's Southern son... 
Now when you hates you shrinks up inside and gets littler and you squeezes your heart tight and you ... 
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? 
Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome. 
And I believe that public broadcasting has an important trust with the American people, it's an ... 
And I think that's righteous, I think that's what parents want to know. They want to know wh... 
In Connecticut, my understanding, although I haven't seen the actual litigation, is that they wa... 
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. 
I was once a graduate student in Victorian literature, and I believe as the Victorian novelists did,... 
Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no w... 
My dear, I don't give a damn. 
Burdens are for shoulders strong enough to carry them. 
So you are a vampire."
Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. 
At a time of multiple calamities in the world, we cannot allow the loss of essential antimicrobials,... 
Making a company fit to sell may be the only way to ensure you never need a buyer. 
My greatest enemy is reality. I have fought it successfully for thirty years. 
It's a matter of the heart... I take teaching at Harvard very seriously and supervision of my st... 
You choose to go voluntarily into the fire. The blaze might well destroy you. But if you survive, ev... 
I have always fought for ideas -- until I learned that it isn't ideas but grief, struggle, and fla... 
There's a lot of loneliness in a book tour. A lot of grilled cheese sandwiches alone in your hot... 
Men, for the sake of getting a living forget to live. 