Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

OK, I can say some more about the video. I got a new analogy for you about it. It's like R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet,' meets Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit,' ... But with the prologue and epilogue still taking place on the Internet. And I'm being completely serious. Wrap your mind around that.

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

No one takes you seriously when you're naked.

You said you'd give me half an hour!'
'And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.' He removed is jacket. 'Drop the towel.'
'I-I never agreed to be naked!

She said he looked hot in uniform.

He said she looked hot without clothes.

She said he did, too. He agreed.