Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.

To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.

Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.

Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.