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Common folk didn't have last names in the 8th and 9th centuries.
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Thank goodness for all of the things you are not!Thank goodness you're not something someone forgot,...
DR. SEUSS
Authors worry. We worry about writing. Worry about our editors, our agents, our reviews, and our rea...
DAVID MACINNIS GILL
We can't worry too much about who we're playing. We just need to worry about getting better.
COLIN STEVENS
I try not to worry about the weather too much.
DAN CREWS
Thank goodness I've saved my money.
KYLE CHANDLER
If you think too much, you will worry too much; if you worry too much, you will fear too much; if yo...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
Don't worry about their lies, you're too busy living the truth.
LUIS F. GOUVEIA
Thank goodness for my mom. Even though we are all staying in a little studio apartment, we are so mu...
MARSHA HULSEY
Some days my heart beats so fast
my ribcage sounds like a fucking railroad track
and my br...
ANDREA GIBSON
Thank goodness that money came. This program could very easily have closed down in early February.
KIP BOWMAR
I am not a foodie, thank goodness. I will eat pretty much anything. A lot of my friends are getting ...
ALAIN DE BOTTON
Thank goodness air and salvation are still free...and so is laughter.
L.M. MONTGOMERY
You worry too much."
"Because you worry not enough.
A.E. KIRK
I know when I was younger, I didn't worry about too much of this stuff.
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ARSENE WENGER
One of the very important things to point out here is that we are not dealing with a human pandemic ...
DAVID REDDY
Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.
LANA COX
You can't worry about these things too much, because there's another big game for us tomorrow.
JOSH GORGES
Thank you very much.
BEN EVANS
Julia had been very very good for a very long time, and the funny thing about that was, if you're to...
LEV GROSSMAN
Thank goodness. We're long overdue for this.
JOE KRIER
I don't worry too much about the script, I just ad lib, like Pearl Bailey.
MAHALIA JACKSON
We're trying to get good pictures. Don't worry very much about what I say.
BOB DOLE
I didn't worry too much about that but just wanted to come out here and play hard,
BYRON JOHNSON
Facts are too busy being true to worry about how you feel about them.
DAN WELLS
Thank you, very much indeed,
MIKE JACKSON
We like to say thank goodness for that.
JOHN WILLARD
Thank goodness this isn't the end of February.
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GAIL SIMMONS
Thank goodness for DNA. DNA makes it a safer world. Let's hope the prosecutor will put much stock in...
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I temporarily lost my hope in love, and it was temporary, thank goodness.
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GINGER ROGERS
Thank you very much, your honor,
COURTNEY LOVE
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Thank goodness for the fog. It kept people home.
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Children are born optimists and we slowly educate them out of their heresy
LOUISE IMOGEN GUINEY
A great mind is just a great mind, and try not to worry too much about what package it's in.
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There are too many literati, yet very few are smart; knowledge is acquired far too easily.
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I sing in key, thank you very much.
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We're trying to get good pictures. Don't worry very much about what I say.
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Thank you very much, Mr. President, for that.
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Thank you very much for your entire budget.
MAUREEN KELLY
Chelsea received me very well.
ALEXANDRE PATO
Thank goodness for Rachel Ashwell and shabby chic -- that's our inspiration.
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Chelsea I don't know much about, but signing those two players for sure they have a high goal.
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People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.
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Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg didn't finish college. Too much emphasis is placed on...
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Good morning. Well, thank you very much. You got up very early.
JAMES WOLFENSOHN
My hands are delicate and elegant, thank you very much. They're well-kept; my nails are clean.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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Thank goodness, experience tells you to take pictures before, during and after.
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I want to say thanks to the Chelsea fans because I have seen them very, very happy with me for joini...
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Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn).
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
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Thank you all very much. We love you all and are praying for you like you are praying for us.
ANNETTE JOHNSON
Thank you so very, very much. Look at us all. We're an army.
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Places like New York are just too intense, too much about money, too much about ambition; it's a...
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Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Thank you very much to those who worked with us.
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I'll make fun of the French, thank you very much.
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hello world and hello universe. Thank you all very much
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Determination gets you a long way.
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CHELSEA PERETTI
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she'...
CHELSEA HANDLER
When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Burning Man is such a huge part of my life and my identity. The things I believe make me a good pers...
CHELSEA TELLER
I think with our problems with hopelessness and cynicism that [the solution] ultimately has to come ...
CHELSEA CLINTON
How we use these surpluses in this moment of prosperity will determine America's future for decades ...
CHELSEA CLINTON
For all the tornadoes Arkansas has, and the ones that have hit around Little Rock, we never had one ...
CHELSEA CLINTON
I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around.
CHELSEA WAGNER
We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're...
CHELSEA DAVIS
I am excited to work with NBC News to continue to highlight stories of organizations and individuals...
CHELSEA CLINTON
Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect...
CHELSEA CAIN
Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th...
CHELSEA HANDLER
We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE
Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI
Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI
Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON
We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER
You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN
I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN
We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world.
CHELSEA CLINTON
Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for grant...
CHELSEA MANNING
Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN
As I rebuild my life, I remind myself not to relive the past.
CHELSEA MANNING
I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER
I love the right words. I think economy and precision of language are important.
CHELSEA CLINTON
FKA Twigs is stunning. She has beautiful contemporary and unique sound with an almost psychedelic vi...
CHELSEA LEYLAND
We grieve for the loss of life, ... I ask you to redouble your resolve and help your neighbors.
CHELSEA CLINTON
I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Fo...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Sleep is the real beauty secret, but I don't get enough of that.
CHELSEA LEYLAND
There are very few distinctions between el bueno and el malo en la prision militar. Instead of the g...
CHELSEA MANNING