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"What's perfidious mean?" Ace asked from the driver's seat.
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"Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how that goes, no? Why, there's not a man of them I wouldn't trust my mother to."
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"She's been dead these twenty years. What harm could they do her now?
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