Virtue should always be colmingled with humor.

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

Lincoln said his spiky hair had "a way of getting up in the world".

Jack had an actor's control." Chuck Spalding

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.

But it doesn't make sense for you to love me...