Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

I have heard show business characterized as a refuge for childlike persons in flight from all things harsh and real.

It's show business. No show, no business.

There's no business like show business.

Government is not show business.

People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy.