WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

The world is your playground. Why aren't you playing?

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness

I want to be safe in the knowledge that I can tour and play festivals for a long time. The main thing is that I want a good reputation as a live performer. If I have that, I'd be so happy.

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.

I'm a bit of a like girly-girl, really, I like flowery stuff.