Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness
ELLIE KATZ The world is your playground. Why aren't you playing?
ELLIE KATZ I'm obsessed with the countryside: woods, forests, fields, lakes, mountains. I'm really into...
ELLIE GOULDING I'm a morning bird. I love getting up before it's light out if it's possible. I wake up,...
ELLIE KEMPER I'm really proud of 'Bright Lights' because I was still in the mind frame of my first al...
ELLIE GOULDING I feel like my figure is a challenge because I'm quite flat chested but I've got a booty so ...
ELLIE GOULDING I'm never happy with my face, my hair, I haven't really got any boobs and I'm not really...
ELLIE GOULDING I couldn't really relate much to my younger sister, because she was born in 1992, and I was born...
ELLIE GOULDING 'I Know You Care' is really personal and fragile for me. For me, it's about losing a fam...
ELLIE GOULDING By the time I got writing 'Halcyon,' I was on a roll, and I realized I had so much to write ...
ELLIE GOULDING I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women...
ELLIE GOULDING When I sing along with Britney Spears I will sing in an American accent. But eventually I found my o...
ELLIE GOULDING There are so many things to think about when you make an album. Like, who am I trying to impress? Am...
ELLIE GOULDING A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much ...
ELLIE KEMPER My guiltiest pleasure is... chocolates with strawberry cream and trashy television - 'Geordie Sh...
ELLIE GOULDING Gwen Stefani has amazing style. I used to really love Courtney Love, and anything she wore I loved. ...
ELLIE GOULDING Every day I'd say I look different. Sometimes I look really formal, sometimes I love the classic...
ELLIE GOULDING It's so important to take vitamins. People always get ill on tour because of the close proximity...
ELLIE GOULDING I turn and run, watching my feet trample a massacre of weeds. I mourn them. The only thing that grow...
ELLIE LIEBERMAN As a kid I'd lie awake at night and convince myself that a meteor was about to hit the Earth. It...
ELLIE GOULDING I got a random tattoo the other day. It's a red triangle, which makes everyone think I'm art...
ELLIE GOULDING I still love the skinny jeans thing and I wear my favorite leather jacket constantly. I like being k...
ELLIE GOULDING You and a select few of your ancestors, including your mother, are special protectors of your realm,...
ELLIE ELISABETH I am fully anticipating that something - perhaps many things - will not go according to plan on our ...
ELLIE KEMPER I've got a song called 'Salt Skin' because when you run in the heat it evaporates and yo...
ELLIE GOULDING My mum was too busy raising four of us to encourage my hopes. But I'm glad I had the upbringing ...
ELLIE GOULDING I can fall in love in a simple way, but I can dissect it in such an intense fashion when it ends.
ELLIE GOULDING We are encouraging people to come down and support the downtown.
ELLIE ACAMPORA Sending e-mail helps to cut down the cost of First Friday, things like advertising and flyers. We're...
ELLIE ACAMPORA We're establishing an e-mail list to let people know about the events. We're going to use the list t...
ELLIE ACAMPORA It's about getting mad, getting crazy.
ELLIE ACAMPORA I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip...
ELLIE KEMPER It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planni...
ELLIE KEMPER If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My...
ELLIE KEMPER I want to be safe in the knowledge that I can tour and play festivals for a long time. The main thin...
ELLIE GOULDING Cover versions, that's my forte, that's all I ever used to do. When you play your own songs,...
ELLIE GOULDING I'm a bit of a like girly-girl, really, I like flowery stuff.
ELLIE GOULDING I guess I'm just quite observant and I pay attention to a lot of things. Human behavior really f...
ELLIE GOULDING Since I met Starsmith, my producer, I really feel like I'm making music because we write it toge...
ELLIE GOULDING I joined an improv comedy group. Ours was named 'Quick Fire!' with an exclamation point. It ...
ELLIE KEMPER There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man ...
ELLIE KEMPER Apparently I'm introspective... levelheaded... but at the same time, absolutely insane.
ELLIE GOULDING I love, love, love, love, love, love Naeem Khan. Every dress he makes looks like it belongs in a mus...
ELLIE KEMPER I met Prince William at a musical festival and he let me know he was a fan of my music. But the invi...
ELLIE GOULDING I used to make my manager Jamie not tell me where I was going to be the next day, because I was so a...
ELLIE GOULDING Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, ar...
ELLIE KEMPER I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them.
ELLIE KEMPER Lauryn Hill is quite political and is very bold and isn't afraid of wearing her heart on her sle...
ELLIE GOULDING Ever since I've been young I've been fascinated by the human body. I've written songs ab...
ELLIE GOULDING I love coffee, but I have to make sure I don't have more than one cup a day because I'm alre...
ELLIE KEMPER In an ideal world, I'd like to carry on acting, but I don't want it to interfere with my stu...
ELLIE KENDRICK I've changed the way I look a bit but not intentionally. I've cut my hair. I've got a bi...
ELLIE GOULDING I was super brainy and a proper geek at school, but there would always be a boy. But that sort of ob...
ELLIE GOULDING Breakups just hit you harder when you're younger. When I was a teenager, it felt like the most d...
ELLIE GOULDING A true friend is one you can go extended periods without seeing or talking to, yet the moment that y...
ELLIE WADE Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fr...
ELLIE KEMPER Everyone loves a slice of period-drama-pie, but I think the success of 'Upstairs Downstairs'...
ELLIE KENDRICK Drake, I'd like to collaborate with. He's a phenomenal lyricist. Probably the best rapper in...
ELLIE GOULDING My hairdresser in the U.K., Adam Reed, has his own line, Percy and Reed, and it's really good. A...
ELLIE GOULDING I think, regardless of gender, women and men need to be brave, take chances with their work, and be ...
ELLIE KEMPER I like healthful foods, but I'm from the Midwest, so I like food that's been around longer.
ELLIE KEMPER On stage I have to be comfortable because I play guitar so I can't wear too much jewellery, it k...
ELLIE GOULDING I started getting these attacks in 2009, just as my music career was taking off. I'd be doing ph...
ELLIE GOULDING I got approached by SoBe a few months ago about being an ambassador and I learned about the previous...
ELLIE GOULDING Erik wondered if they saw the irony of such a tiny complex expecting to find the cure from the very ...
ELLIE LIEBERMAN It kind of surprised me. I didn't train too hard, because I didn't want to overdo it. It worked.
ELLIE WEBERG I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest ...
ELLIE KEMPER Two things I'm obsessed with are the countryside and fields and being in the open space and body...
ELLIE GOULDING I have given myself dork shivers so many times that I would be an outright liar if I characterized m...
ELLIE KEMPER I love prints of skulls and bones and have some taxidermy - a crow and a rabbit - to remind me of ho...
ELLIE GOULDING I never thought that I could make a living out of my voice, to be completely honest. I thought that ...
ELLIE GOULDING I start really missing London when I go away. I have a little flat, but very central. I live above a...
ELLIE GOULDING You should constantly write because your writing is always evolving and progressing. It's really...
ELLIE GOULDING The nature of how we are as human beings is that we're much more interested in being critical ra...
ELLIE GOULDING We have a much larger committee now with about 25 active, enthusiastic volunteers. The executive com...
ELLIE PALADINE I maintain that when I finally retire from my career in music, I will go and live back in Wales - wh...
ELLIE GOULDING The only day I remember of my parents' marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there ...
ELLIE GOULDING I used to be obsessed with Pearl Jam, but I love having pink hair and kind of looking like a Barbie.
ELLIE GOULDING I'm not afraid, as a writer, of being emotional. I'm obsessed with human emotion, body parts...
ELLIE GOULDING After shows my face feels dirty with makeup and sweat, especially in the smaller venues, so it feels...
ELLIE GOULDING It's usually a big kind of vent of frustration or anger or sadness that puts me in the right fra...
ELLIE GOULDING I love pink - pink's my favourite. I hardly ever - weirdly - wear it, but I love the colour pink...
ELLIE GOULDING It was a step back. I took the summer off. It was a mistake, but I think I've learned from it.
ELLIE WEBERG None of the other girls made it and I was just kind of ready for the season to be done after the con...
ELLIE WEBERG I'm much more excited this time. I'm older and smarter.
ELLIE WEBERG We won last year but it wasn't an easy game. Richland Center is a very good ball club. They've prove...
ELLIE RADKE I think he deserves it all. He's done an extremely good job with us. He got us through different sit...
ELLIE RADKE Becca has stepped it up all year. She has been a big defensive force for us all year and we look to ...
ELLIE RADKE That shot was huge. I think the atmosphere got to her a little but she played through it...and that'...
ELLIE RADKE It's kind of a reality check. Not that's it's ever a good thing. But it shows us that we are beatabl...
ELLIE RADKE We shot a lot better than we did the first time (at Edgewood). That first game was one of our lowest...
ELLIE RADKE This feels great. We had to come out strong, and the first half didn't go the way we wanted it to, b...
ELLIE RADKE I don't think we'll have to change anything (from the first game). Just by having more practice and ...
ELLIE RADKE We knew they were bringing down some fan buses. But we didn't think there would be that many.
ELLIE RADKE We try to do something new every year for the tournament and its activities. It's for a good cause a...
ELLIE PALADINE We're hoping to at least meet, if not exceed, last year's amount. The clinic has moved to a new faci...
ELLIE PALADINE Weird thing is, nobody's really sure why a 55-gallon oil drum can be crafted into a musical instrume...
ELLIE MANNETTE They called me Cairo. We were teenage gang members, all viewed as social outcasts until Shell took a...
ELLIE MANNETTE We just got an image of a woman who made a bikini out of Peeps.
ELLIE DEARDORFF The wax is what the eyes are made of -- they're totally edible.
ELLIE DEARDORFF The country's just crazy about these. People do the weirdest things with Peeps. I think we've seen i...
ELLIE DEARDORFF I instinctively dress a bit tougher because I've spent a lot of time in the U.S. and I realised ...
ELLIE GOULDING I think New Yorkers are some of the friendliest people in the world, but it just comes out in a diff...
ELLIE KEMPER I wrote 'Lights' a long, long time ago. And I expected it to be on the album, because it was...
ELLIE GOULDING There are plenty of bands who never get in the charts and it doesn't mean that they're not a...
ELLIE GOULDING I'm not stupid and I'm not brainy. I just lack execution sometimes.
I'm more of a "I should ha...
ELLIE WILLIAMS Even when I'm in quite a happy state of mind, I like writing really sad songs. I think a lot of ...
ELLIE GOULDING Now I'm dreaming, will I ever find you now?
I walk in circles but I'll never figure out
Wh...
ELLIE GOULDING I feel more confident if my makeup looks good.
ELLIE GOULDING I never thought I'd say the sentence 'It was a real honour' - because that implies that ...
ELLIE GOULDING I suffer panic attacks which has made me really conscious about my fitness and I have become addicte...
ELLIE GOULDING My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smil...
ELLIE GOULDING I want to be more like Pixie Lott. She works really hard but always manages to keep smiling. She nev...
ELLIE GOULDING Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are t...
ELLIE KEMPER I look forward to physical activity; it's a release from stress and a nice distraction. It puts ...
ELLIE KEMPER I wrote comedy sketches in college.
ELLIE KEMPER The weekend after 'Kimmy' started streaming on Netflix, I did notice a definite difference i...
ELLIE KEMPER I can't do impressions.
ELLIE KEMPER If you're tired, you shouldn't make yourself exercise. Take a nap instead. It's about ge...
ELLIE KEMPER I'd been going up for things, but I hadn't got anything, and then 'Anne Frank' came ...
ELLIE KENDRICK My parents are big Shakespeare fans.
ELLIE KENDRICK It was fantastic returning to 'Being Human'. When I got cast in the role, at first I just th...
ELLIE KENDRICK I never thought I'd be right to play a Juliet-like character.
ELLIE KENDRICK New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably...
ELLIE KEMPER Roots! You stay on the path to avoid the roots, Lilly!
ELLIE ELISABETH There was always so much going on. Never any time to stop and smell the roses. Never any roses to st...
ELLIE LIEBERMAN Men are every bit as gendered as women.
JACKSON KATZ Typical news accounts and commentaries about school shootings and rampage killings rarely mention ge...
JACKSON KATZ During his runs for the GOP presidential nomination, Mitt Romney has done a good job of mimicking Re...
JACKSON KATZ The best thing I can say is professional football is a business. When they are recruiting football p...
JACKSON KATZ A society that respects women needs to elect leaders who care more about women's lives than they...
JACKSON KATZ In the alternate universe of conservative talk radio, the killing of Bin Laden coincidentally happen...
JACKSON KATZ Language usage always has a political context.
JACKSON KATZ Most people aren't familiar enough with what actually goes on in professional wrestling to know ...
JACKSON KATZ If journalism is the first draft of history, then talk radio provides an early glimpse into how the ...
JACKSON KATZ Ben Roethlisberger is a proven winner in athletic competition. But the measure of a true leader is h...
JACKSON KATZ Media play a powerful role in establishing and perpetuating social norms.
JACKSON KATZ Whether one admired or was repulsed by the positions he took on matters foreign and domestic, it is ...
JACKSON KATZ In corporate culture, in sports culture, in the media, we honor those who win at all costs.
JACKSON KATZ In real life, women don't enjoy being degraded and treated like objects/receptacles.
JACKSON KATZ Most male victims of violence are the victims of other men's violence. So that's something t...
JACKSON KATZ If the KKK was smart enough, they would've created gangsta rap because it's such a caricatur...
JACKSON KATZ How many more school shootings do we need before we start talking about this as a social problem, an...
JACKSON KATZ The concept of power we admire is power over someone else.
JACKSON KATZ For millions of women and men around the world, the playwright Eve Ensler is a beloved figure. She r...
JACKSON KATZ Many young men in the 1960s and 1970s came to reject some of the traditional ideas about manhood tha...
JACKSON KATZ Calling gender violence a women's issue is part of the problem. It gives a lot of men an excuse ...
JACKSON KATZ I think 'Eerie, Indiana' is a show for young people.
OMRI KATZ I would love to work with the great movie actors of our time.
OMRI KATZ I'm having more fun working on 'Eerie, Indiana' because I have the leading role, and thi...
OMRI KATZ I always look for my mistakes so I can correct them in the future.
OMRI KATZ Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim o...
JON KATZ What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I ...
JONATHAN KATZ When media coverage sets up a binary opposition between 'the accuser' and 'the accused,&...
JACKSON KATZ Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. B...
JON KATZ There is no evidence that an animal can take on the sophisticated task of deciding to end his life a...
JON KATZ When I wrote about media and technology, I had a lot of lonely, even intimate book talks. Since writ...
JON KATZ I'm one of those people who has always struggled with emotions and revealing them. When my dog O...
JON KATZ Kids leave us and go off on their own lives. Family members tell us what they think of us. Animals c...
JON KATZ When an animal dies, it gives you the chance to love another animal. That's an insightful and pr...
JON KATZ It is possible to take something beautiful and lasting out of the heart-wrenching experience of seei...
JON KATZ A good breeder or experienced rescue agency wants you to prove that you'll be a capable caretake...
JON KATZ Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and deci...
JON KATZ When you write about animals, of course, you are really writing about the people who love and live w...
JON KATZ The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors...
JON KATZ Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life...
JON KATZ My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, s...
JON KATZ There is no evidence that dogs have the kind of complex emotional lives and value systems that we do...
JON KATZ I'm always happy when people choose to get another dog because it's a healthy and healing th...
JON KATZ I think of animals more as spirits that come and go. They enter our lives at a particular time and t...
JON KATZ It's important to remember that the animals are not grieving with us. They're very accepting...
JON KATZ The whole gun debate needs to be infused with a discussion about manhood. It's frustrating to he...
JACKSON KATZ Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Po...
JON KATZ Elite athletes learn entitlement. They believe they are entitled to have women serve their needs. It...
JACKSON KATZ Bites are usually not random attacks by strays. The great majority of biting dogs belong to a family...
JON KATZ The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboa...
JONATHAN KATZ Advocates of 'free speech' often repeat the mantra that the best response to bad speech is m...
JACKSON KATZ As governor of California in 1970, Reagan endeared himself to millions of conservatives nationwide w...
JACKSON KATZ My beloved dog defied treatment from the best and most expensive veterinarians, holistic practitione...
JON KATZ Clearly the market is giving this a thumb's up. Steve Jobs would have a huge vested interest in maki...
DAVID KATZ We will not tolerate this budget being balanced on the backs of hardworking public workers. This gov...
CARLA KATZ Theres no electricity, stuff like that down there. Its a little different. Its going to be crazy.
AARON KATZ We actually eat less than our ancestors, despite the fact that we eat more than we should. Since we ...
DAVID KATZ This story is one of the more overblown stories I have ever seen,
ADAM KATZ There is no opinion so absurd that a preacher would not express it
BERNIE KATZ It was a lemonade stand and bake sale on a large scale.
STEVEN KATZ It's natural canine behavior to chew on all sorts of things, roll in other animals' dropping...
JON KATZ The most significant and poignant part of the event is it's our chance every year for the entire syn...
ALAN KATZ It's a very generous grant. We figure that for the 167 children we sign up, they'll subsidize 833 mo...
ALAN KATZ Even if an employer offers coverage for dependents, most people in Humboldt County have to pay for i...
ALAN KATZ One of the biggest gaps in health care in Humboldt County is in dental care, and the enhanced premiu...
ALAN KATZ The program is not an entitlement. If enrollment runs ahead of fundraising, a waiting list is a poss...
ALAN KATZ One marketing mistake many retailers make is not doing anything to recognize their best customers. O...
ALLAN KATZ