WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope...

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name.

Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash.

another from the world of tweets

And his concubine played the whore against him, and went away from him unto her father's house to Bethlehemjudah, and was there four whole months.

Love knows no right or wrong.
Love is. Only is.

I'm going to put the moves on her,' he says gravely. 'Things might get weird.' He says it like a commando setting up a midnight raid. Like: Sure, this is going to be extraordinarily dangerous, but don't worry. I've done it before.