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Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory.


George S. Patton

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CANDICE PATTON An accent mark, perhaps, instead of a whole western accent -- a point of punctuation rather than a u...
PHIL PATTON So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatre...
PATTON OSWALT Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight,” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale...
RIPLEY PATTON The “Word of God” is not simply the Christian Bible but exists in a threefold form: “The Word�...
GARY PATTON Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on...
AMY PATTON It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
PATTON OSWALT George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
PATTON OSWALT Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it...
PAULA PATTON From 1990 to 2005, we added 4,500 citizens in Haines City, and of that, about 4,000 or more were His...
JANE PATTON Carved the bottom section out, around, in black ink, took the barrel from the pen, and it appeared l...
ROBERT PATTON I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
PATTON OSWALT If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
PATTON OSWALT Let's just say we're closer musical friends now. A lot of these people are strangers to me. They wer...
MIKE PATTON I've encouraged all pharmacists to have all hands on deck. It's going to be a nightmare.
MIKE PATTON It's time, money and effort. For what?
MIKE PATTON