Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

I turn down invitations to events where I know there will be politicians.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'