We actually asked, 'Can we live here?' ... They were laughing, so we said it more slowly. 'No, seriously. Could ... we ... live ... here?

How do you think I'm doing? ... Wandering Josh.

I've thought of being a point guard in the NBA. I've thought of a number of things that won't happen. But I never thought of this, ... You look at someone who belongs on television, they tend not to be a twitching. When you're watching, they're solid, like they belong there. ... An animated character can be like me. Look at Jim Lehrer, and look at his hair. There's no way I can compete with that.

Although one of his long-standing fantasies was to open a house of prostitution, the fantasy role he chose for himself was that of cashier.

We're 0-3 in region, we've got to turn it around at some point. Morgan was motivating, but they realized they are in a dog fight now. We've got to step it up to make it to State.

Each day I feel a little differently; some times I try to write something that's fictitious and then there's other times where I try to write something that's true.