We actually go to king school to learn to use the scepter. You first acknowledge the people upstairs who came to view.

He's coming from the tough side of the tracks, and he has done extraordinarily well. I'm told he is a very, very quick study.

The claim that SpongeBob makes your child dumber is a causal claim. If you do X, Y will happen. To prove that, you'd have to show that if you forced the children in the no-TV households to watch SpongeBob and changed nothing else about their lives, they would do worse in school.

People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.

You better not wear red in our school this week, ... unless it's Georgia red.

I don't think I would want to be the school board to say that.