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ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN![]()
If we're honest, most of us are doing okay.
CRAIG GROESCHEL The directories businesses still make nothing but money. They're overleveraged, they're bank...
BARRY DILLER I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutter...
JAMES EARL JONES![]()
The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M![]()
Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN What love is it, then, that has no need of words to call us? In whose image are we made, to take suc...
CHRISTIAN BOBIN We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that...
CAROLINE DHAVERNAS Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK![]()
Is France a completely open market to G.E.? No, of course not. I think we're more discerning abo...
JEFFREY R. IMMELT![]()
I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, bu...
GIGI HADID We've always enjoyed touring, which is fortunate because we're always on the road. The most ...
ST. LUCIA![]()
You would be much amused with the animals round the ranch.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT![]()
I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON All religious and spiritual practices lead to one deep realisation: We Are One. All is One.
ANITA B. SULSER Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif...
REBECCA GOLDSTEIN![]()
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They'...
PAUL LYNDE![]()
It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subject...
PAUL BLOOM People in general romanticize nature, and they make it out to be something that it isn't because...
ELISE ANDREW![]()
We are here because over billions of years, countless variables fell into place, any of which could ...
WENDY MASS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly...
GARY F EVANS...![]()
We are this fucking stick in the end...
DEYTH BANGER![]()
It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
VANESSA BAYER Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they'...
BOBBY FARRELLY We are here to create, not destroy.
VIKTORIJA GRUMBLYTė A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached a...
TY BURRELL In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming...
JOSH ZUCKERMAN To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN![]()
We don't understand why we're here, no one's giving us an answer, religion is vague, you...
ADAM DRIVER Films are big hits when they touch a lot of people. Things are not funny in a vacuum, they're fu...
HAROLD RAMIS![]()
Kids are brought into show business because they are cute and see truth and they're very bright....
ANNA CHLUMSKY![]()
All of the plants that we do not consider food that are safe for the human body to digest, we don...
HOMARO CANTU![]()
What interests me is why men think of women as witches. It's because they're so fascinating ...
JOHN UPDIKE I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both w...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER Of course, this is college, so this is much harder, but we have tutors, of course. They help us with...
RONNIE WILSON I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things ...
PATTY DUKE![]()
The great thing about women directors is that they're not only involved in the performances - th...
BILLIE LOURD![]()
But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat...
LEWIS CARROLL Our potential adversaries are watching us, and they have seen what has happened to us... This is why...
CHRIS GIBSON Even my parents are so cute, and they deal with every movie of mine excellently. They check with me ...
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE![]()
Because technically actors are just public servants really. They just tell stories because people ne...
JAMES MCAVOY![]()
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to...
JEFF DUNHAM We don't ask people why they are buying it but some people tell us it is because they have heard it ...
ANNA BROWN 'Twilight' fans are different. They're very civil with one another. It's a respect b...
RAMI MALEK Quest stories are about the oldest form of narrative there is, and they're also the perfect meta...
SIMON TOYNE![]()
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satiris...
TREY PARKER![]()
I love working with an audience. I love working with actual people who, you know, if they're mov...
JANE PAULEY Of course I am frustrated and mad. We condemn this kind of political persecution. They are really ta...
LIZA MAZA Part of the reason why people get radicalized is because they feel they are disenfranchised; that th...
BASSEM YOUSSEF People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they'...
NIKKI GLASER It?s funny because people are writing about things that haven?t even happened yet. If they?re expect...
BRANDON CLAUSSEN When our bodies are violated by this horrible disease of cancer, we're in total shock because it...
DAVID H. KOCH We're fascinated with robots because they are reflections of ourselves.
KEN GOLDBERG![]()
Being a grandparent doesn't interest me whatsoever. Babies are all right if they're your own...
ANGELA BOWIE My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of ...
CECILY STRONG But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they’re not so funny anymore.
JONATHAN DUNNE![]()
Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer.
AKIROQ BROST![]()
Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba...
DEYTH BANGER![]()
Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer...
...
Silence doesn't make it... bet...
DEYTH BANGER What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regar...
T.J. KLUNE![]()
Reruns are wonderful because it usually indicates that they had something going for them to begin wi...
MARY TYLER MOORE Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today...
ANGIE KARAN![]()
All good people agree,
And all good people say,
All nice people, like Us, are We
An...
RUDYARD KIPLING We can't keep them in stock. People are buying them by the handful. They are so cute and cheap.
BARBRA MONTEZ![]()
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they'...
LINDSAY LOHAN Well all the big companies are really panicked by the internet thing and all that, and sales went do...
JACK BRUCE We are so lucky Americans are impressive with what they're willing to give. We get bashed too mu...
JAMI GERTZ Some women are vain, swallowed by the obsession of their own beauty, because they fear that is all t...
MANDI J![]()
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The...
KURT VONNEGUT![]()
Cops aren't really your friends, they are trying to be your friends but they are not....
DEYTH BANGER![]()
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's charact...
DAVID MITCHELL![]()
What basically happens is that when a company becomes great, and I'm being a bit rude here, peop...
JORGEN VIG KNUDSTORP And we've become very doubtful of our information sources, because they're all controlled by...
BRIAN DE PALMA![]()
The devil likes it when we don’t do anything because this means we are moving backwards
SUNDAY ADELAJA![]()
When a movie is being made out of a book, there is a mixed reaction on the part of fans because they...
CASSANDRA CLARE They are jealous of us, the Mexican players, because we've got a life and they have nothing, ... Bec...
LANDON DONOVAN Why do you think the fans like us - why they prefer our street raps over all that phony stuff out th...
EAZY-E When we fall in love, we feel that this person is ours and we are theirs by our mutual volition, and...
SAMANTHA HARVEY What is the intersection between technology, art and science? Curiosity and wonder, because it drive...
LOUIE SCHWARTZBERG![]()
It's funny because the action figures are cool, and then I enjoy the magazines because that'...
DAISY RIDLEY They're all based on factual characters. Well, a good amount of them. That's why I was attra...
GUY RITCHIE![]()
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh beca...
PAULA DEEN![]()
So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're bus...
MORRIE SCHWARTZ![]()
The biggest critics are in the comments online. People are so judgmental of me. It's like, '...
ALESSIA CARA Jerome and Joseph are warriors. They've been doing that all season for us. That's why we've won 25 g...
LONNIE STARKS People are hungry because they're eating empty foods. Mine are full, and so am I.
RICKY WILLIAMS![]()
Because Shakespeare's language is so expansive, we're under this misconception that it's...
JESSICA LANGE It seems that they are trying to stop all of our activities, because of course without money we can ...
IRINA YASINA![]()
One of the fundamental reasons why so many doctors become cynical and disillusioned is precisely bec...
JOHN BERGER![]()
Women are so powerful they're scary, and the incentive to squash this has been going on for so l...
ALANIS MORISSETTE![]()
We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not sma...
SAUL BELLOW![]()
In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in se...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND The songwriting of Hall & Oates is deceptively complex. There are a number of key changes that p...
BEN GIBBARD![]()
We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of ...
N.H. KLEINBAUM
ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN
If we're honest, most of us are doing okay. CRAIG GROESCHEL The directories businesses still make nothing but money. They're overleveraged, they're bank...
BARRY DILLER I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutter...
JAMES EARL JONES
The words you can’t find, you borrow.We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN What love is it, then, that has no need of words to call us? In whose image are we made, to take suc...
CHRISTIAN BOBIN We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that...
CAROLINE DHAVERNAS Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK
Is France a completely open market to G.E.? No, of course not. I think we're more discerning abo... JEFFREY R. IMMELT
I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, bu... GIGI HADID We've always enjoyed touring, which is fortunate because we're always on the road. The most ...
ST. LUCIA
You would be much amused with the animals round the ranch. THEODORE ROOSEVELT
I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON All religious and spiritual practices lead to one deep realisation: We Are One. All is One.
ANITA B. SULSER Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif...
REBECCA GOLDSTEIN
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They'... PAUL LYNDE
It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subject... PAUL BLOOM People in general romanticize nature, and they make it out to be something that it isn't because...
ELISE ANDREW
We are here because over billions of years, countless variables fell into place, any of which could ... WENDY MASS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly...
GARY F EVANS...
We are this fucking stick in the end... DEYTH BANGER
It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ... DOUGLAS COUPLAND There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
VANESSA BAYER Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they'...
BOBBY FARRELLY We are here to create, not destroy.
VIKTORIJA GRUMBLYTė A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached a...
TY BURRELL In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming...
JOSH ZUCKERMAN To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN
We don't understand why we're here, no one's giving us an answer, religion is vague, you... ADAM DRIVER Films are big hits when they touch a lot of people. Things are not funny in a vacuum, they're fu...
HAROLD RAMIS
Kids are brought into show business because they are cute and see truth and they're very bright.... ANNA CHLUMSKY
All of the plants that we do not consider food that are safe for the human body to digest, we don... HOMARO CANTU
What interests me is why men think of women as witches. It's because they're so fascinating ... JOHN UPDIKE I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both w...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER Of course, this is college, so this is much harder, but we have tutors, of course. They help us with...
RONNIE WILSON I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things ...
PATTY DUKE
The great thing about women directors is that they're not only involved in the performances - th... BILLIE LOURD
But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat... LEWIS CARROLL Our potential adversaries are watching us, and they have seen what has happened to us... This is why...
CHRIS GIBSON Even my parents are so cute, and they deal with every movie of mine excellently. They check with me ...
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE
Because technically actors are just public servants really. They just tell stories because people ne... JAMES MCAVOY
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to... JEFF DUNHAM We don't ask people why they are buying it but some people tell us it is because they have heard it ...
ANNA BROWN 'Twilight' fans are different. They're very civil with one another. It's a respect b...
RAMI MALEK Quest stories are about the oldest form of narrative there is, and they're also the perfect meta...
SIMON TOYNE
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satiris... TREY PARKER
I love working with an audience. I love working with actual people who, you know, if they're mov... JANE PAULEY Of course I am frustrated and mad. We condemn this kind of political persecution. They are really ta...
LIZA MAZA Part of the reason why people get radicalized is because they feel they are disenfranchised; that th...
BASSEM YOUSSEF People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they'...
NIKKI GLASER It?s funny because people are writing about things that haven?t even happened yet. If they?re expect...
BRANDON CLAUSSEN When our bodies are violated by this horrible disease of cancer, we're in total shock because it...
DAVID H. KOCH We're fascinated with robots because they are reflections of ourselves.
KEN GOLDBERG
Being a grandparent doesn't interest me whatsoever. Babies are all right if they're your own... ANGELA BOWIE My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of ...
CECILY STRONG But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they’re not so funny anymore.
JONATHAN DUNNE
Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer. AKIROQ BROST
Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba... DEYTH BANGER
Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer... ...
Silence doesn't make it... bet...
DEYTH BANGER What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regar...
T.J. KLUNE
Reruns are wonderful because it usually indicates that they had something going for them to begin wi... MARY TYLER MOORE Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today...
ANGIE KARAN
All good people agree,And all good people say,
All nice people, like Us, are We
An...
RUDYARD KIPLING We can't keep them in stock. People are buying them by the handful. They are so cute and cheap.
BARBRA MONTEZ
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they'... LINDSAY LOHAN Well all the big companies are really panicked by the internet thing and all that, and sales went do...
JACK BRUCE We are so lucky Americans are impressive with what they're willing to give. We get bashed too mu...
JAMI GERTZ Some women are vain, swallowed by the obsession of their own beauty, because they fear that is all t...
MANDI J
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The... KURT VONNEGUT
Cops aren't really your friends, they are trying to be your friends but they are not.... DEYTH BANGER
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's charact... DAVID MITCHELL
What basically happens is that when a company becomes great, and I'm being a bit rude here, peop... JORGEN VIG KNUDSTORP And we've become very doubtful of our information sources, because they're all controlled by...
BRIAN DE PALMA
The devil likes it when we don’t do anything because this means we are moving backwards SUNDAY ADELAJA
When a movie is being made out of a book, there is a mixed reaction on the part of fans because they... CASSANDRA CLARE They are jealous of us, the Mexican players, because we've got a life and they have nothing, ... Bec...
LANDON DONOVAN Why do you think the fans like us - why they prefer our street raps over all that phony stuff out th...
EAZY-E When we fall in love, we feel that this person is ours and we are theirs by our mutual volition, and...
SAMANTHA HARVEY What is the intersection between technology, art and science? Curiosity and wonder, because it drive...
LOUIE SCHWARTZBERG
It's funny because the action figures are cool, and then I enjoy the magazines because that'... DAISY RIDLEY They're all based on factual characters. Well, a good amount of them. That's why I was attra...
GUY RITCHIE
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh beca... PAULA DEEN
So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're bus... MORRIE SCHWARTZ
The biggest critics are in the comments online. People are so judgmental of me. It's like, '... ALESSIA CARA Jerome and Joseph are warriors. They've been doing that all season for us. That's why we've won 25 g...
LONNIE STARKS People are hungry because they're eating empty foods. Mine are full, and so am I.
RICKY WILLIAMS
Because Shakespeare's language is so expansive, we're under this misconception that it's... JESSICA LANGE It seems that they are trying to stop all of our activities, because of course without money we can ...
IRINA YASINA
One of the fundamental reasons why so many doctors become cynical and disillusioned is precisely bec... JOHN BERGER
Women are so powerful they're scary, and the incentive to squash this has been going on for so l... ALANIS MORISSETTE
We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not sma... SAUL BELLOW
In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in se... DOUGLAS COUPLAND The songwriting of Hall & Oates is deceptively complex. There are a number of key changes that p...
BEN GIBBARD
We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of ... N.H. KLEINBAUM
But recently I have learned from discussions with a variety of scientists and other non-philosophers... 
There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear. 
Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel oblig... 
Smart phones and social media expand our universe. We can connect with others or collect information... 
Soon after, I returned home to my family, with a determination to bring them as soon as possible to ... 
We come to know best what men are, in their worse jeopardizes. 
The wise are above books. 
And for the few that only lend their ear, That few is all the world. 
I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone. 
Psychologists really aim to be scientists, white-coat stuff, with elaborate statistics, running expe... 
Intuitive diagnosis is reliable when people have a lot of relevant feedback. But people are very oft... 
True intuitive expertise is learned from prolonged experience with good feedback on mistakes. 
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. 
Falsehoods not only disagree with truths, but usually quarrel among themselves. 
I feel traveling certainly does broaden the mind. In my case certainly I feel more confident. It giv... 
We need to re-create boundaries. When you carry a digital gadget that creates a virtual link to the ... 
While the Union lasts, we have high, exciting, gratifying prospects spread out before us, for us and... 
He who tampers with the currency robs labor of its bread. 
Almost always, when we have fights in movies, they're done in these strange rooms where nothing ... 
Think about Medusa, with the snakes. If you shoot a movie in Europe, the financiers are three snakes... 
I grew up in different parts of Africa. I grew up in Mozambique and places like that. I've been ... 
In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga... 
This is a way for artists to communicate directly to their fans. If you think of an artist like Brun... 
The main reason people want to pay for Spotify is really portability. People are saying, 'I want... 