We all got here from somewhere else going back in our lineage. And I think these gratuitous attacks on Americans who got here recently or whose parents got here recently need to stop.
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Related If he doesn't have 70 or 80 catches, be it here or somewhere else, then he's a guy who has squandere... BRETT FAVRE You know something, Red? … I think we got a good thing going on here. PRISCILLA GLENN I don't care how I got here. In the books, when you look at it 10 or 20 years from now, it's... VINCE CARTER One of the things I heard when I got here was that we educate our children so well that they go some... JAMES RAYNER I think we got a lot of new talent in here, JOEL GLAZER Our suspect has a prior drug history. In fact, she just recently got off probation on drug charges, ... LT. DARRELL SANDERS I've got a year and some change (remaining) on my contract. I've never not honored a contract in my ... DUSTY BAKER We've got thousands and thousands of people out here who need help. DAVE MARTINEZ About twenty-minutes before the tornado got here, we got down in our basement. DEBBIE EATON I wasn't surprised, all these guys are competitors. And we all want to come out here and show what w... JUSTIN FRY In the nine years, we've seen a lot of good ones and have been here five times and won twice after n... BILLY WALLER (I've) already got good response to it, got several sponsors here in town (who are) going to jump on... BOB LEACH Once a year we have to take time out of too busy schedules to remember how we got here and to honor ... BETTY MONTGOMERY I think we all got our money's worth, we gave it our all. I can walk out of here with my head held h... COLIN FALLS A couple of more minutes. We have got to get out of here pretty soon or I am going to need a new boa... DOUG HEMMER Tonight and tomorrow are going to be tough, but we've got to move on. We've got 15 more games and th... JAKE DELHOMME I can't explain it. I didn't play at all last year. I really didn't know if I was going to be able t... ANDREW MAGEE You got all these people coming here, and they don't show up with gas masks on. DAVID BEDWELL Maybe I got hurt for a reason - to bring these guys here and we all celebrate together over on Bisca... DWYANE WADE We've got somewhere around 2,500 housing starts in this community - which is phenomenal. This is gro... LACY KING These guys got to know each other. They had already become a team before we got here. BOB LEWIS We've opened up our doors to Mexico, Central and South America, to all of Asia, and here is the rich... CHARLES RANGEL Having a young team that battled back, I'm really proud of these guys. I think we got something star... AARON MEYER There was a need for me to be here, and they went out and got me. I believe we are going to win a ch... MARCO RIVERA He was here when we got here. He said he wanted to be our first customer. KATHY EMERY I've got all kinds of trinkets around here from her. MARY BRYANT We've got a good opportunity here to give our kids something they really need. DANNY LAMBETH Larry is great and made a difference on our team, ... But I think we were great before he got here. ... CHAUNCEY BILLUPS We got here at 8.30. Now we're going to have to drive all the way home. BRIAN JONES We knew coming into tonight it was going to be a battle and that's exactly what we got. I think the ... ANGIE KREBS People want to know how we got here yet they never wonder why we're here, on what purpose we're here... MANPREET GREWAL We had tables and plate racks from the restaurant so we've got an assembly line going here. DEE ROGEVICH We ain't got no family out here. All the football team that's our family. AHMAD GRIFFIN We ain't got no family out here. All the football team that's our family. AHMAD GRIFFIN I think we've got a great young lady here. JAMES HULL We got elected basically by saying we would live by a higher moral standard and I don't think recent... CHRISTOPHER SHAYS Some guys probably ain't got no homes. We ain't got a place to play yet. And we ain't got any real c... FRED THOMAS One of my favorite tunes we cover is by Barry Cowsill, an artist I recently got into. He was a New O... ED ANDERSON When I got here back in 1981, gaming law was limited to Nevada and New Jersey. ANTHONY CABOT For us it's kind of a statement game. We've got a lot of critics and a lot of people said negative t... DAN STEVENSON The governor's race is important, but you've got an all-California world series going on here. GABRIEL SANCHEZ That's got to come from your upperclassmen. You don't expect somebody young to walk in here and star... BARRY GORMAN That's got to come from your upperclassmen, ... You don't expect somebody young to walk in here and ... BARRY GORMAN I'm woman enough to sit here and say that I made a mistake and that I'm going to come in and give it... ARNIKA BROWN We got boats in trees down here. DARRYL COUVILLION This recruiting thing got going before I got here, so that's not the reason they were interested in ... KATRINA JETER We got here really fast. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE This team has got itself on the brink. We've got to lock in or we're out of here. We don't want anyo... TOM RENNEY The script supervisor just recently bought a house here. CAROL TRUSSELL I ain't got no plane money. I just stayed... this is all I got right here. FRED WILLIAMS We had our first earthquake over here recently. That was a bizarre feeling. I just became disoriente... ASHLEY SCOTT They all just piled up when I got here. ALBERT YOUNG Our defense is what got us here. CHARLENE MURPHY There was an amateur-boxing club here as recently as three years ago. We're really excited about it.... BRENDAN WHITE I think we're all ashamed of how we played today. We're all a little shocked that we came in here an... CURTIS MARTIN We've got to teach parents to expect their children to go on to college. There's a culture here of m... TOM WATSON Whether it be here or in Washington or anywhere else, there's somebody who has got something to say ... BARBARA BUSH I came here to graduate, play for the Crimson Tide and be part of the alumni here and family and his... CHARLIE PEPRAH We're not isolated when it comes to that. What's disturbing with a little more of these cases recent... LT. TOD DAHLE No one in here is going to panic. No one in here is discouraged. We've got a month and a half left. CASEY BLAKE We've got everybody here. Everybody's ready. Everything's set in place. We're just going to sit back... BILL FIGULSKI I just think the market got a little tired and it's giving something back here. It's just correcting... DOUGLAS DAVIS We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show. LOU PINIELLA It seemed like they could not miss. Kansas came in here laid-back, Kansas came in here ready. They g... CURTIS STINSON We just got over that losing streak we had. We've tried to build on that and we got a good win here. ANDY WINDSOR Oh, we got one right here. CRAIG JORDAN We got the biggest one here. CLEM METZ We kind of got lucky here. FRANK BUSCH Retreat hell! We just got here! LLOYD WILLIAMS Definitely. I want to start somewhere, so I'm going to be going after a spot. When I first got here,... AARON MILLER He got here in time. DR. WIJI RATNATHICAM I’ve been here seven years, and it was closed when I got here, CHARLES DAVIS It's a one-shot thing we got going over here. You know I ain't queer. ENNIS DEL MAR These guys are warriors over here. We know that we've got a great chance to win the championship. An... LUIS RIVERA Ive been here seven years, and it was closed when I got here, CHARLES DAVIS We all got up in the morning and had nowhere to go. So we decided to come here. DONALD ORENDORF I grew up here, my parents still live here, and I've been able to raise my girls here. We've been in... BILL COWHER Chad hounded me for while out there and I was just sticking to my lines. As the track wore out it ju... RICKY CARMICHAEL We've got to move on soon, because we've got a big league game here on Tuesday. GREG LOWELL We're talking safety of citizens here. We've got to get answers here. We can't sit here and let vehi... BILL CLOUD They'd worked us really hard. We got in here, had a practice and got right into things. BRETT ENGELHARDT I got here at 10 in the morning. JAY HARRISON This is the fourth meeting with them since I got here so we won't need any introductions. DANIEL ANDERSON As I got here, things began to look up. But I'm looking at (how) I have four more years before retir... BILLY WILLIAMS As I got here, things began to look up. But I'm looking at (how) I have four more years before retir... BILLY J. WILLIAMS So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she ha... ALVAH BESSIE I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. It's depressing around here. There's noth... A.J. BURNETT We've got some offers here in town, ... Our feelers are out. LOU STYLES I don't think so. If you're a defensive coordinator and they want you, they're not going to give you... JERRY GRAY I got a call on my way to practice this morning, and it took me about 4 hours to get here because I ... DONALD MACLEAN I got drunk in front of my parents when I was 13. I don't see the big deal about drinking here. LUCAS SUMANTRI We got here and we got a good taste of being in the state tournament. When you get to this level, yo... GARY ROORDA The people who run the circus kidnapped us from our parents. Since we got here, we have all been wor... MAGDA M. OLCHAWSKA All Americans are either immigrants or descendants of ancestors who came from somewhere else, includ... JAN C. TING Ever since our cousins and other relatives got here, he wanted to come to Miami. If he would've gott... JOSE LLAMAS Heavy brush was all through here. So we're guessing you can almost see a trail going up there, and g... MICHAEL HOFMANN It's a great experience, there's no doubt. I think the tricky part is you've got to leave it here. W... DAVID PERNO (Assistant coach) Phil Crowe got him on the bike when he was injured, and (Adams) came back 100 perc... CHRIS STEWART I simply am the lucky man who got this gold medal here. ARMIN ZOEGGELER Sometimes I feel so separated, you know? The Kardashians over here, the Jenners over here, little me... CAITLYN JENNER
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MITCH HEDBERG I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. MITCH HEDBERG My funeral," the Blue Man said. "Look at the mourners. Some did not even know me well, yet they came... MITCH ALBOM People come down for baseball or football or hockey and drive by the refurbished Fox and State theat... MITCH ALBOM If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's goi... MITCH ALBOM My jaw dropped, ... I felt shame that I had to find out over the television, then felt sorrow and a ... MITCH ALBOM Since everyone was going to die, he could be of great value, right? ... He could be research. A huma... MITCH ALBOM You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean. MITCH ALBOM A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions ... MITCH RATCLIFFE Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a we... MITCH ALBOM You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense o... MITCH ALBOM Now you know how badly someone wanted you, Charley. Children forget that sometimes. They think of th... MITCH ALBOM Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. MITCH ALBOM You see, you closed your eyes. That was the difference. Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, y... MITCH ALBOM But she wasn’t around, and that’s the thing when your parents die, you feel like instead of goin... MITCH ALBOM I drive a beat-up Mercury Cougar, with the windows down and the music up. I seek my identity in toug... MITCH ALBOM So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy do... MITCH ALBOM All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prin... MITCH ALBOM But there's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on your face. Som... MITCH ALBOM Death ends a life, not a relationship. MITCH ALBOM Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all. You can't see their smile or bring t... MITCH ALBOM The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't. MITCH MILLER A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possibl... MITCH RATLIFFE Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that MITCH ALBOM Time is not what you think. Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on ea... MITCH ALBOM People are only mean when they're threatened, and that's what our culture does. That's what our econ... MITCH ALBOM