We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.