We all have the best laid plans for our children, and they go and ruin it all by growing up any way they want to. What the hell was it all for, then? (Real Life and Liars)

I hope someday she meets just the right man and has babies - a whole passel of babies, more than I could have - so she understands how it kills me now that she won't let me hug her when she's in obvious distress. (The Life You've Imagined)

Yes it's true, you wake the child inside of you up because you're a Mom!

Real life doesn't grant us many of the more than useful possibilities people can come out with in fiction.

Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.

If you want to be treated like a mother, act like one.