We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, 'Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.'

We have to have some rules and regulations in America, or the world would empty out here.

When Garcia died, and I decided not to play, I came out here.

I think anyone that isn't fired up right now shouldn't probably be out here.

I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here.

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here so you can always remind yourself the next time a man steps to you: a man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.