We also have a Bomb Laden and a Hot and Proud patriotic sauce. The Bomb Laden bottle has a turban on the cap and the Hot and Proud has an American flag on top.

I want every bottle I can get for the barbecue sauce.

Food is merely a platform for condiments.

In spite of the terrible pain I was in, I tried to help name the hot sauces. For the allegedly mild one, which tasted like nuclear fall-out, I suggested Hot as Fuck. For the medium one, which tasted like seven lit cigarettes applied firmly to the tongue, I suggested You'd Have to Be an Idiot to Try This, and for the Scorpion sauce, which was so hot I think it gave me permanent nerve damage, I suggested Lawsuit Followed by Complete Financial Collapse.

She ignored all my suggestions...

Some girls are so hot, they make me proud of God.

I love hot sauce. It can't be hot enough for me.