We applied for bail at 23:00 and he was released on a warning.

The pilot never spoke to him and two police officers arrested him on the plane.

Neil often uses this quotation from the Eddie Murphy movie and the air hostess obviously took it amiss.

Abboud was released on bail on Monday, while the Syrian authorities set a date for the trial to be held in a military court. If convicted, he faces up to three years in prison.

The much more pressing issues are service delivery and the incompetence of local authorities.

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