We are, after all, a country full of people who came to America to get away from foreigners.

The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average.

I don't mind America becoming a Third World country. The weather is better in the Third World than it is where I live in New Hampshire. And household help will be much cheaper.

Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another.

In a free country, government is a dull and onerous responsibility. It is a parent-teacher conference.

America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable.