We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

I can't be married to another person for 30 years; I can't grow up with another person -- that just won't happen, not in this lifetime.

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

I was so thin I could slice bread with my shoulderblades, only I seldom had bread

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.