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We are on a replacement schedule with police cruisers. Once they reach 100,000 miles, we like to take them off regular police duty.


Bob Lausten

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BRIGADIER SAMARASINGHE We don't abduct anybody. We are not even holding anybody -- even those we take in on cordon operatio...
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DEYTH BANGER We are entitled to the information the police collected.
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YUSUF LAKASENG And when I saw you kissing that girl
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