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We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics.


Jules Carlysle

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JULES RENARD If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
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JULES RENARD I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
JULES RENARD Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
JULES RENARD I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
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JULES RENARD Never does one feel oneself so utterly helpless as in trying to speak comfort for great bereavement....
JULES RENARD There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last
JULES RENARD Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open t...
JULES RENARD Liberty is worth paying for . . .
JULES VERNE Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve
JULES VERNE