We can all make music individually. But we are smart enough to know that the music we make together is far better.

We're the acceptable edge of the unacceptable stuff.

I don't take sports seriously although I like that Scottish thing where they throw the poles. I'm down with that.

Most people look better with their clothes ON, and those ten people who don't look better than you, so why bother.

I've been to nudist beaches, like twice. But honestly, I just don't want to see these people naked. Most people look better with their clothes on, and the few that don't, look better than you, so why bother?

I'm not going to say anything nasty about golf. I have a standing offer - and I've told this to Bill and Mike - that if they ever do a charity golf thing again, I will get knickers and a tweed cap and, never having touched a golf club in my life, I will take mushrooms and do a full eighteen holes. As long as is televised.