We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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UNKNOWN Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Ultimately, we wish the joy of perfect union with the person we love.
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