We congratulate Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles and we wish them all future happiness.

Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.

I am pleased that Prince Charles and Mrs Camilla Parker Bowles have decided to take this important step.

Prince Charles is the best-dressed man in the world.

It has been a fantastic victory. We have shown we are the party of the future. This decade can see us as part of the governments of our country.

When I think about the kind of guy I want to marry, I think I might prefer someone who knows where they are going. I mean a prince pretty much has his whole life planned out already, doesn't he? And this is important because I have no idea where I'm going or what I want to do with my life.