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JEFFREY GITOMER I wanna work with good people. I don't want to work with screaming, yelling directors who've...
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MAX CANNON I don't show just anyone how to crust a sea bass. That's sacred information.
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STEPHEN FRY My research clearly reveals that if we want to put inner-city workers to work immediately, we just c...
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GERMANY KENT Even with a villain, you don't want him just to be some pockmarked punchbag.
ALEX GIBNEY I don't want to be entertained. I don't want visuals or musicals. I don't want a vacatio...
ANNE GRAHAM LOTZ There were moments when I really just thought, I don't need anything and I don't need anyone...
SHANIA TWAIN I don't want to know movie directors. I don't want to be close to them. I don't want to ...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourse...
STEPHEN COLBERT You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet o...
PAULA DEEN He says to us: They don't really do anything. Then he adds: But of course there is not a lot for the...
LYDIA DAVIS I think, whenever you're doing anything, you don't want anyone anywhere to watch it and thin...
CLAIRE FOY With any project I work on - not just 'True Detective' - I don't feel the need just to p...
RACHEL MCADAMS Just because we say networks are important doesn't mean that networks explain everything. We'...
NICHOLAS A. CHRISTAKIS You don't have to buy from anyone. You don't have to work at any particular job. You don'...
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RACHEL ZOE Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don&#...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA In life, you have to take the pace that love goes. You don't force it. You just don't force ...
JUAN PABLO GALAVIS I don't know what my path is yet. I'm just walking on it.
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN I don't hate technology, I don't hate hackers, because that's just what comes with it, w...
FRED DURST I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.
HUME CRONYN You can't have public health without a public health system. We just don't want to be part o...
PAUL FARMER I've been to nudist beaches, like twice. But honestly, I just don't want to see these people...
PETER BUCK Getting older, you just don't want to sing fluffy.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA I don't lecture and I don't grind any axes. I just want to entertain.
GREGORY PECK I just want to continue to produce good work. I don't want to do junk.
DAVID CASSIDY I am not a fake. I am natural. I am just being Caster. I don't want to be someone I don't wa...
CASTER SEMENYA If you think you can do better, then do better. Don't compete with anyone; just yourself.
BOB FOSSE Some Google employees have their self-driving vehicles take them to work. These car robots don't...
TYLER COWEN You don't climb mountains without a team, you don't climb mountains without being fit, you d...
MARK UDALL I just want to make music, I don't want people to talk about me. All I've ever wanted to do ...
ADELE I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you....
KOBE BRYANT I don't believe anyone has leaked grand jury information.
KEN STARR If you ask why I do what I do - I want to make a difference. I don't just want to maintain the s...
ELI BROAD I don't have a goal but I just want to work on movies that I really like.
PATRICIA ARQUETTE A lot of people simply don't realize their potential because they're just so risk adverse. T...
BEN CARSON If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing's secure. Nothing'...
FRED DURST I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with yo...
GABRIEL IGLESIAS Just because you don't announce your plan doesn't mean you don't have one.
HERB KELLEHER When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that ...
DANICA PATRICK I don't even know why, but I've just always done it - I don't walk on handicapped parkin...
CHANTAL SUTHERLAND I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle.
ARLO GUTHRIE I want medical experiments on animals stopped. They don't do anything, and they don't work.
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DAVE CHAPPELLE 'Star Wars' is on my bucket list. Even if it's just a small walk on, I don't care.
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RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't tour the TV studios. I don't gossip over lunch. I don't drink in Parliament'...
THERESA MAY It's like the old thing: The parents stay together for the kids, but the kids know that you don&...
JAIME PRESSLY I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They&...
LIAM GALLAGHER As I don't know what life would be like without my Chaplin connections, I work with them. I'...
OONA CHAPLIN I don't need to have three feather pillows in my trailer. I just don't work that way.
DOMINIC MONAGHAN I don't have to go to the weight room. I don't have to go work out if I don't want to.
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON You don't contest shots without expending energy. You don't get deflections - unless you wal...
DRAYMOND GREEN I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchor...
AARON MCGRUDER When you're poor, you don't want anyone to know you're poor.
ADAM RAPP Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absol...
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WILLIAM HURT If I have my opinion about something, you have your opinion about something, we don't have to fi...
DON LEMON I don't fear anyone. We don't come to play in this sport.
CANELO ALVAREZ We're open people. I don't understand these Hollywood people who don't want to put their...
GIULIANA RANCIC If we don't have an informed electorate we don't have a democracy. So I don't care how p...
JIM LEHRER I don't work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.
CHUCK CLOSE You don't have to turn on the TV set. You don't have to work on the Internet. It's up to...
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LEONARDO DICAPRIO People will put restrictions on your ability, on your aptitude, on your talent, on your character, a...
VICTORIA PENDLETON I don't ever want to be perfect,
Cause I'm a singer that you
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ATTICUS SHAFFER I appreciate the response and the support of fans, of people who actually don't mind watching me...
IAN SOMERHALDER The spiritual path - is simply the journey of living our lives. Everyone is on a spiritual path; mos...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON I don't do this for the money, I don't do it for record sales, I don't really care about...
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ALAN ARKIN You don't want to be photographed? You don't want to be known? Then you don't need to be...
CAMERON DIAZ If we don't plant the right things, we will reap the wrong things. It goes without saying. And y...
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EDGAR WINTER When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, y...
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DANE COOK I don't know why I always get to play these guys who have few redeeming features. But don't ...
JOAQUIN PHOENIX Do something because you really want to do it. If you're doing it just for the goal and don'...
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BILLY CRUDUP I don't like my whole life dragged out. I don't want anyone to know about me, because I don&...
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DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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