We don't expect him to fall off because he's not a guy that relies on throwing really hard. We signed him to win games, but his leadership for our young players is a bonus and his presence should take some pressure off of them.
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Related His leadership and knowledge of our system makes him an invaluable piece of our building process. We... BERNIE BICKERSTAFF It's his time. We need his leadership because we're pretty young across that front line. We've put a... DON DUNN I look for him to have a monster year. There are a lot of things going his way. He's going into his ... BUTCH WYNEGAR We weren't sure what to expect from him. He's really grown up. But this is his (final) year and he's... LANE KIFFIN We definitely wanted to get a win for him and cap his night off. Unfortunately, we couldn't do that. DOUG JANIK He plays his best when there's a bit of pressure on him. We had a good playoff run (in Binghamton) o... BRIAN MCGRATTAN 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON He's been there for us, and he's also been there for his wife. He's like Superman, in two places at ... DARREL OWENS We have a very young starting rotation and I think it's important that they know they can lean on ou... JACK WILSON We're really mad at this guy, we work hard for our money and he does this. We need to get him off th... HUGO REYES We ask Joe to do a lot for us. He's going to get his touches and create a lot for us on offense. But... CHRIS ASK The key to playing a guy like Bradford is putting pressure on him. If you let him sit back there he'... DAN COCANNOUER Take Shaun White. A rider of his stature has so many opportunities on and off the board that a team ... JEREMY FORSTER Some people have already written him off, thinking, He's never going to be the guy. That has taken s... DAN FORSMAN Dave is a really smart guy. [But] this was not a good thing for him to do. BRIAN RUST You've got to attack his weaknesses, put pressure on him and get him rattled. But he's got big-play ... CHARLIE PEPRAH 'SC has to keep (Young) off-balance and put pressure on him. That's the only thing we can do against... DENNIS EDWARDS We knew if we put pressure on him, he would be less accurate in the pocket. We know that he is not a... ANTWAN PEEK How can you not want him as a teammate? At first there might be some awe that he is your teammate. B... CHRIS DOYLE His times were a little off, but in his events there really isn't competition for him in our confere... ERIN LOWE Maybe it made him realize he had to lose weight to get his swing back and to take pressure off his f... ED FARMER That guy, I will take him No. 1 pick, playing behind me anywhere. You just can't help but love him. ... JASON GRILLI I was pleased with our situational hitting today. I told our players that we are good enough to take... DAN HARTLEB We're going to go out there and make plays and take the load off him. And Duce Staley is back and he... JAMES THRASH We saw a couple of his games and we know how special it is for him. He's shared with us how special ... SCOTT GILLESPIE Obviously you don't replace a guy like Mario, not only what he does on the ice but his presence on t... WAYNE GRETZKY Because of some of the things he went through early in his career, how hard he works, how important ... HENRY MASON Bonus points, that's what it comes down to. Manny knew what the team needed and wrestled a great thi... JOE RUSSELL I tried to put him under pressure in the closing games because I thought the pressure of trying to w... DAVID FERRER We are counting on him being back. He worked his tail off this offseason to get himself in great sha... ANDY REID Dave has demonstrated very broad, capable leadership throughout his career, ... He is highly respect... MARK FIELDS Joey Porter means a lot to our defense. He's a guy that fires everybody up. His presence out there a... CLARK HAGGANS It's his leadership. He works so hard that it rubs off on everyone. He played AAU all summer and did... CHAD CLUVER It's unusual for a guy not to play except for his senior year, ... No one really knew about him. I t... CHAN GAILEY They figured him out. Josh is not one who creates his own shot. His shots have been created off of o... DICK BENNETT He's hard-nosed, ... He's great with his players, too. A lot of the things that I do come from him. ... KARL MALONE His body needs (the break). It's kind of good because he's a big part of our team. We've won some ga... KIRK SNYDER His (left) elbow is lower than it should be and he's not pitching like he's coming off a slope. At t... JIM TRACY We were so sad, and we missed him so much, ... There was something about not seeing him for a year t... GRAINNE OWEN Every time we needed a big play in the running game the last three weeks, Nathan made it. It's hard ... JOEY HAWKINS He's an absent-minded beggar, and his weaknesses are great - / But we and Paul must take him as we f... RUDYARD KIPLING He's just big. It's hard to move him around. Our guys tried hard against him, and we got a few of st... CHAD ALLEN His blood count was off. We backed off, put some stamina works in him, and we're ready. CRAIG DOLLASE Brian is on his third year on varsity and we want him to be a leader. Leadership is more then scorin... ELLIOT WASHINGTON When we take our eyes off the whirl of day-to-day activity and concentrate on honoring Him and follo... CHARLES STANLEY He looked very strong and due to some circumstances, we had to take him out so we could start him Mo... BRETT ISAACS Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fal... KATE MADISON I think each of the remaining games that we have are games that our kids -- and we're going to sell ... KRIS THORSON When we saw him in Spring Training, we knew he had some thunder in his hands. But he's been really g... WILLIE RANDOLPH They've got some guys who throw pretty hard. The key for them -- as with all pitchers -- is throwing... DALE CUTSFORTH We didn't put that pressure on Carl because we didn't want him overdriving, ... We didn't want him t... GEOFF SMITH Wayne is having a good season and his wealth of experience is a really boon for our younger players ... ROY MCFARLAND That was embarrassing for a guy to take three back, then have four the whole year. It was like all h... MAURICE DREW That kid plays so hard. I wish his work ethic would rub off on some of my players. JEFF ACKERMAN We're going to do a lot of things to try and guard Slaughter. I don't think you can just put one guy... DAVE ROSE Q. started out winning his position because of his defense and his ability to take care of the ball.... JACK KEEFER I know we didn't like him a whole bunch when we played against him in Minnesota, (him) stepping on b... AARON ROWAND [Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var... ALEX ADAMS Mike is a very solid defensive player. The other players respond to his leadership skills and that'... JOE BURCAR I think it's hard to say, I really didn't know what to expect. We're so young that you really can't ... LAURA BRAND As Christians, we worship a victimized Lord. We should expect to suffer and should have particular c... KEVIN DEYOUNG I think it's great. We did get off to a bad start, but we showed some toughness by winning 12 of our... BRANDON RUSH He's a young guy. We've got to go out there and make things difficult for him, ... If our defensive ... DAYLON MCCUTCHEON His secondary stuff works but we want him to pitch off his fastball which will be what it takes for ... CHARLIE CORBELL Not taking anything away from the players that have been over there, but I don't think there is any ... ERIC STUDESVILLE It was not so much his scoring and rebounding, but it was his presence. Teams focus a lot on him and... JOE HICKS I'll give them some playoff experience and take some pressure off the guys who are trying to come ba... ERIC WEINRICH We shadowed Sherry a little. We made him work to get all of his shots. We gave him some clean looks ... COREY GADSON Some great woman is going to knock him off his feet, NICK CLOONEY The silver lining is that he's back with us, and I gave him a bonus for coming back. But I'm determi... ART MODELL He's not a nine-hole hitter. He hits ninth in our order, but we don't consider him to be the ninth-b... JEFF BLANKENSHIP This is his third year on varsity, and I expect leadership out of him. I don't want him to lead just... ELLIOT WASHINGTON If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state ... SAMUEL JOHNSON I got him to close the distance on the tackle as quick as possible. He wants to get on top of him as... ANDRE PATTERSON We thought we'd try to get him some pitches. He's still not seeing a whole lot, but he gets on base ... JOEY SATO This is a huge win because Marist is a good team, and coming off of that loss, we kind of had to pro... DEVEREAUX PETERS We're going to have to pressure the quarterback, and if we pressure him, we can probably pick a few ... DAN GRASSER We played hard and we played good in stretches. Now we have to learn how to win games. We need some ... DAN MARTIN He's a great supporter of our players, the organization - really a good guy. He's a fighter. He's fi... JOE VITT Jake has been working hard and that's just a lot of hard work that paid off for him. Jake is very ma... RUSTY ROBINETT While he was playing during the summer, Dave landed on his shoulder and hurt his shoulder. He wasn't... CHUCK MCBREEN My buddy David Wells is a big motorcycle guy, so when I go visit him in San Diego, he takes me out o... DAVID CONE He has a lot of confidence, and we have confidence in him. He's our quarterback. We're going to ride... CEDRIC BOZEMAN We took a little edge off him and everything looks good. He doesn't require a lot of works. I don't ... DAN HENDRICKS As a young guy, he probably said and did some things that were perceived as being selfish, but he's ... CLYDE DREXLER We knew we had to cut off his penetration and make him work for everything he got. ADARIUS ROGERS He's one of the best players in the NBA. You have to take your hat off to him the way he carries his... STEPHEN JACKSON He's a powerful enough man that when you line him up inside, he can collapse the pocket. That makes ... DERRICK JACKSON He didn't want to come out and we didn't want to take him out. He works his rear end off. HOWIE HEWITT His personality leans to some 'off-color' type of jokes and some people find him funny and amusing t... JEFF PAIN He'll get some innings under his belt [and] pitch in some big-league games. Our thought process is t... RICKY BENNETT We needed to get our guy back. The younger guys need him because he helps them a lot, critiques thei... ANTWAAN RANDLE We needed to get our guy back, ... The younger guys need him because he helps them a lot, critiques ... ANTWAAN RANDLE I missed the one before and I knew Baron would keep coming, and I didn't want him to take my head of... ADONAL FOYLE Warrick Dunn isn't going anywhere. Warrick epitomizes what we believe an Atlanta Falcon should be bo... JIM MORA So many students have respect for him because of his hard work on the language and on Wales, but als... STEPHEN HUGHES He's got really good leadership at home. His mom and dad are good people and they push him hard in a... JASON MCLAUGHLIN He just shows leadership as a sophomore, and he gets other guys more confident going into games ... ... JAMES PASCOE You can't take him (James) on full court because he's an aggressive driver and you can't sag off him... DAMON JONES He's really a hard worker. He works his tail off and hopefully he keeps doing that so that we have a... BILL SHEPHERD
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DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ... DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a... DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod... DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t... DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui... DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s... DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk. DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou... DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a... DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra... DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible. DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio... DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a... DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se... DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each... DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be... DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ... DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ... DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea... DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th... DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i... DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ... DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're... DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do... DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va... DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'... DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ... DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to... DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or... DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts.. Everything is ONE! DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor... DAVE BARRY I'm so alive. As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte... DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr... DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi... DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on... DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough. DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless... DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p... DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they... DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst... DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas... DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y... DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h... DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa... DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta... DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe... DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ... DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza... DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won... DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu... DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute... DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort. DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th... DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys... DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa... DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ... DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi... DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i... DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life. DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic... DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea... DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days. DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per... DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit... DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri... DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i... DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim. DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d... DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt... DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves. DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it. DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music. DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,... DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ... DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun. DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal... DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v... DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by... DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel. DAVE MUSTAINE