It allows them to play fast.
MIKE TOMLIN If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
LILY TOMLIN When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN Every time you make a typo the errorists win.
LILY TOMLIN When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!
LILY TOMLIN The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
LILY TOMLIN Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
LILY TOMLIN I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complet...
LILY TOMLIN Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
LILY TOMLIN How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
LILY TOMLIN I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at...
LILY TOMLIN The best revenge is massive success.
LILY TOMLIN We're all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
LILY TOMLIN I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's t...
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
LILY TOMLIN Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
LILY TOMLIN If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not co...
LILY TOMLIN Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
LILY TOMLIN We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It'...
LILY TOMLIN I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLIN Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wi...
LILY TOMLIN The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN I think my politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many differ...
LILY TOMLIN If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
LILY TOMLIN The road to success is always under construction
LILY TOMLIN What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Thank God kids never mean well
LILY TOMLIN If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's ...
LILY TOMLIN I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN It was just a funny notion about everything. We were lucky that Jane had such a passion for it and s...
LILY TOMLIN After all, in private we're all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
LILY TOMLIN [The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent L...
LILY TOMLIN Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with,
LILY TOMLIN Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLIN The best mind-altering drug is truth
LILY TOMLIN It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain
LILY TOMLIN What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too re...
LILY TOMLIN Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes the...
LILY TOMLIN No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up
LILY TOMLIN The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizoph...
LILY TOMLIN For fast acting relief, try slowing down
LILY TOMLIN The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN After all, in private we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN Just remember, we're all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wit...
LILY TOMLIN Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
LILY TOMLIN His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity.
LILY TOMLIN What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN It's happy but sad. Your stomach just kind of turns in knots ... I'm just so pleased.
CHARLES TOMLIN We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.
LILY TOMLIN Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul.
CHRIS TOMLIN There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthe...
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schi...
LILY TOMLIN I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
LILY TOMLIN All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old...
LILY TOMLIN We're still discussing that with LPGA. In the meantime, they've said that the provision is optional ...
DAVE TOMLIN Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
LILY TOMLIN Isn't it interesting that in Acts 11, at the end of verse 26, it says, "The disciples were called Ch...
CHRIS TOMLIN Bob has done a good job as one vote on our City Council. But he's only one vote.
DON TOMLIN I think we always kind of look forward to seeing each other. Dolly and Jane are both so kind of opti...
LILY TOMLIN I didn't pick this. It kind of picked me. As a kid, I would pray to [God] and ask what He wanted me ...
CHRIS TOMLIN I tried out in college for the singing group and the director said 'You'll do anything in life but s...
CHRIS TOMLIN Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it
LILY TOMLIN Remember we're all in this alone
LILY TOMLIN If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less
LILY TOMLIN Teflon brain - nothing sticks
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo...
LILY TOMLIN My son would be very proud that we got some justice for him.
CHARLES TOMLIN It's happy but sad. Your stomach just kind of turns up in knots. It's some justice for what happened...
CHARLES TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're s...
LILY TOMLIN I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and op...
LILY TOMLIN Yeah. If I looked as good as Jane, I would, too!
LILY TOMLIN I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLIN Bull Street is more residential.
DON TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN One thing we have to do is beat them. (Princeton) won't beat themselves, and I don't think we'll bea...
RYAN TOMLIN If you can't be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN AP has been fighting for this information since the fall of 2004.
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussion with LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now that ...
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussions with the LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now ...
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussion with LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now that ...
DAVE TOMLIN We're grateful to have a decision at last that keeping prisoner identities secret is against the pub...
DAVE TOMLIN AP has been fighting for this information since the fall of 2004. We're grateful to have a decision ...
DAVE TOMLIN Many of these detainees are begging for the world to know where they are. The court was right to rej...
DAVE TOMLIN Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN They're an outstanding team and there is a reason that they are seeded No. 2.
LANA TOMLIN The first-half turnovers killed us. We were not disciplined with the ball.
LANA TOMLIN I was very frustrated with my team throughout the game. (Hesperia Christian) was well prepared for u...
LANA TOMLIN I wanted to be in the top eight. Obviously we would have liked to be a little higher, but moving up ...
LANA TOMLIN I don't know too much about a lot of the teams, but I think that we can go deep.
LANA TOMLIN Rachel was on fire. She was exploding to the basket and was not shy about getting position and going...
LANA TOMLIN Ashley is an all-around player, but we can always count on her on the offensive end. If her outside ...
LANA TOMLIN The girls set their goals very high and have accomplished two of them.
LANA TOMLIN Until the end of the game I knew that we had attempted only one free throw shot all night. And I tol...
LANA TOMLIN We are leveraging RSS (Really Simple Syndication) technology to provide wide and reliable distributi...
JEFF TOMLIN At Lake Norman, you can really catch 'em in February; at Lake Hickory, you have to wait until March ...
JEFF TOMLIN He will take the blame (if things go wrong). He's never one time made an excuse of anybody else. He'...
RYAN TOMLIN At the time that they were shown, the Brillo Boxes were underappreciated. It's only now, with th...
MIKE BIDLO I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and t...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill.
MIKE PENCE If you try to do your best there is no failure.
MIKE FARRELL A flower doesn't love you or hate you, it just exists.
MIKE WHITE We are ramping up security in the United States but also looking at visa applicants, visa waiver app...
MIKE MCCAUL For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.
MIKE D Lofts are great. But with a home, there is a lot to be said for delineated space. To have the luxury...
MIKE D We never set out to be superstars.
MIKE D When you start rhyming, it's hard to find things that rhyme with Yauch, Horovitz and Diamond.
MIKE D We're doing what we want to do, and that's why the kids respect us.
MIKE D We are exercising our constitutional right to be fresh.
MIKE D L.A. is a town built upon segregated, individual fantasies.
MIKE D Each time you present a tour, you're faced with these questions of, 'How do you want to pres...
MIKE D Maybe some people, when they sit down to write their great novel or make their great record or paint...
MIKE D Wine needs to have a context in a social gathering to fulfill its historical place in this world.
MIKE D I'm always careful to even guess, at any juncture, about things before we do them.
MIKE D I feel no compunction to defend L.A. People criticize it, and for the most part, it's well-found...
MIKE D In the time we made 'To the 5 Boroughs,' there was a political seriousness because of what w...
MIKE D That's the thing with all of us music geeks - music is the soundtrack to the things that happen ...
MIKE D We have rocked the ozone radically, man. They could probably fix the ozone if everybody stopped what...
MIKE D I was showing up at the studio all the time with no bag, being like, 'I don't want to have a...
MIKE D Having to wake up at seven and go take the subway every morning, having to get over there with all t...
MIKE D I'm in need of a man apron. A very manly apron.
MIKE D Thinking about the cold weather in England... Don't be afraid to rock the David Niven look.
MIKE D Things change. I used to have a real resistance to it and hold on to things, but let things happen a...
MIKE D Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subject...
MIKE D I don't think about Yauch in the form of his death. I think about him in the form of his life. H...
MIKE D I was a nerdy punk-rock kid.
MIKE D Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.
MIKE D Rebellion has its roots in government's indifference and incompetence.
MIKE BARNICLE My dad's gay experiences really had a very positive influence on me and my straight relationship...
MIKE MILLS If Planned Parenthood wants to be involved in providing counseling services and HIV testing, they ou...
MIKE PENCE One day before I die, I will finally understand why liberals, especially Jewish liberals, fail to fu...
MIKE GALLAGHER Protection of religious freedom means considering the faiths and beliefs of everyone involved.
MIKE QUIGLEY The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.
MIKE TYSON I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.
MIKE TYSON I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash...
MIKE TYSON I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
MIKE TYSON I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
MIKE TYSON I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.
MIKE TYSON Greatness is not guarding yourself from the people; greatness is being accepted by the people.
MIKE TYSON Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
MIKE TYSON When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.
MIKE TYSON That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing thi...
MIKE TYSON Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
MIKE TYSON I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hi...
MIKE TYSON You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
MIKE TYSON I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
MIKE TYSON God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from on...
MIKE TYSON Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
MIKE TYSON As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want.
MIKE TYSON My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.
MIKE TYSON When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his he...
MIKE TYSON If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
MIKE MYERS As would-be songwriters, our interest was in black music and black music only. We wanted to write so...
MIKE STOLLER I love Broadway shows.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA For most of the '90s and the first part of this decade, content providers who wanted to publish ...
MIKE DAVIDSON We found a way to make things look great to the human eye through the window of a graphical web brow...
MIKE DAVIDSON I'm the chairman of the intelligence committee. We don't only get formal briefings, but we c...
MIKE ROGERS I have a little pocket Bible that I have with me all the time in my briefcase, and so usually in the...
MIKE HUCKABEE If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy,...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA You can have the best technology, but you if have a corrupted, radicalized, bribed official that has...
MIKE MCCAUL You can have the best technology, but if you have an inside job of a worker that has access to the p...
MIKE MCCAUL Risk is the factor of a stratagem measured by what man is powerless to control.
MIKE NORTON The true measure of a man is not what he dreams, but what he aspires to be; a dream is nothing witho...
MIKE NORTON By sabotaging logic, the common frame of reference, and the common language, we have removed a "safe...
MIKE KLEPPER The reason that most British actors are better than most American actors in the end is that they don...
MIKE NICHOLS We're thrilled to expand our relationship, knowing that with the great team at the Music Group, ...
MIKE CURB In making the jump from a local program to the showcase of a coast-to-coast broadcast, Ted Yates and...
MIKE WALLACE In my home state of Indiana, we prove every day that you can build a growing economy on balanced bud...
MIKE PENCE Budgets are moral documents. Federal funding should reflect the priorities and the values of the maj...
MIKE PENCE I'm still very bullish on emerging markets. There's an emerging middle class. They're a ...
MIKE DUKE Legal and bureaucratic impediments to surveillance should be removed.
MIKE POMPEO To the degree that we can demonstrate support for the Ukrainian government, we can change Putin'...
MIKE POMPEO