We don’t talk anymore because you don’t put in the effort, why should I? Karma is a bigger bitch than I will EVER have to be!

I don't have PMS, I'm naturally bitchy!

Men are like disposable lighters...When the one you have stops lighting your fire, there are a million more waiting to do it. Especially for the cute ladies!! C'mon!!! FLICK MY BIC!!!

Sensible, warm, caring women and MOODY, uptight, erratic, grumpy men DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER!!! Take some Midol for that shit dude!!

I can't taste your lips....can you do that for me?

I make no apologies for loving you....even when you are being an asshole. Everyone needs love afterall.....”