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We don't want information sent out about our latest movie or our latest star being signed. We have to protect our intellectual property.


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DAVID POHL We believe this action is necessary to protect the intellectual capital we have worked hard to devel...
JEFF LUNSFORD We continuously enhance our knowledge base be it latest in technology, market scenario or customer r...
UAE EXCHANGE We don't condone the stealing of Howard's show, or any of the content on our more than 125 channels....
PATRICK REILLY This is what we now see in our latest VLA observations.
ALBERT ZIJLSTRA We are very pleased to reach a favorable settlement with Digital Persona regarding our patent rights...
GLENN ARGENBRIGHT Our residents can view public presentations, latest renderings, site and floor plans, the latest sta...
ALAN DELISLE We are putting our most valuable intellectual property on the table.
BRAD SMITH We might not have the latest set of heads or the latest pump, but we have good stuff. Just not an ab...
SHIRLEY MULDOWNEY We plan to be very vigorous in the defense of our intellectual property.
CRAIG MCHUGH We want to show our community that we are very serious about beefing up our department so we can bet...
BARBARA HAMM Kate Moss is an icon. We are thrilled that she has agreed to appear in our latest commercial.
JAMES KYDD We had to take this action to protect our business and the interests of our consumers. Conduct from ...
DIANE DIETZ We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR This is not just about the film industry: whether you're talking about the pharmaceutical industry, ...
DARCY ANTONELLIS One of our goals heading in was to beat a team ranked in our region, and we did that. North Dakota w...
ERIC HUNT We have also had success with those wanting to write non-fiction. Our latest success is Laura Boon, ...
AMANDA PATTERSON We are just going to keep at it, ... We have no alternative. It's not just to protect private proper...
JEB BUSH When we store information in our conscious being, we tend to forget,but when we store information in...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) By being able to deliver product updates such as these, we are providing our users with the assuranc...
ENRIQUE SALEM Weve talked in general about spin-offs and updating it - we dont have specific plans at this point. ...
BURT FEINTUCH Our latest estimate and time frames for new elections is three years,
LAISENIA QARASE The type of product, the customer, the need to protect IP, the landed costs, the latest exchange rat...
MIKE JONES There has been some discussion and pointers on subsequent sites to the pre-release code. We recommen...
MIKE REAVEY It's our job to determine that only the latest-dated, valid proxies get counted.
CREIG DUNLOP We should protect endangered species, but not at the expense of our property owners,
HENRY BROWN Our latest Shoppers Advantage Catalog has a full line of televisions in each of the four technologie...
MICHAEL LOMBARDO Our latest research provides firm evidence this drug does indeed have an important impact on the hea...
DAVID KASS We cannot kill or capture our way out of an industrial-strength insurgency.
DAVID PETRAEUS That's not the point. We want to protect our guys. This is all about our guys, and our moral standar...
JOHN MURTHA We got enough mileage out of our long ball tonight before the marine layer hit. That's the latest I'...
CLINT HURDLE We are pleased with this ruling and look forward to proceeding to the patent phase of our case. We h...
JOHN DANFORTH Today we are putting our most valuable intellectual property on the table so we can put technical co...
BRADFORD SMITH I'm not against technology, but all tools should be used to their best advantage. We should be s...
J. I. PACKER Symbol is a pioneer in wireless technology and we are pleased with today's outcome as it validates o...
AARON BERNSTEIN I have no self-centeredness or ego about being a movie star.
SHAH RUKH KHAN We try to keep tabs on our intellectual property, but sometimes it's difficult to make sure that inf...
JILL STELFOX we dont walk through our legs,we walk through our minds
RAHUL JAISWAL We are always looking to improve in all areas. Our Centers of Excellence, which include facilities f...
KRISTEN WALSH We clearly have a responsibility to safeguard customer information. If we lose information, it's our...
KIRK HERATH Intellectual property rights violations are a crime and we don't believe we should be negotiating cr...
CARLOS GUTIERREZ We have spent a huge amount of money and energy on research and development, so we hope other makers...
DENG GUOSHUN We need a shift in our message and in our pulpit
SUNDAY ADELAJA We don't want people shooting Bambi on our property.
JEFFREY RUBIN We all have goals: We want to matter. We want to be important. We want to have freedom and power to ...
RYAN HOLIDAY These announcements are the latest steps in Tenneco's five-year transformation, ... We are now at a ...
DANA MEAD We know that supernova explosions can give a kick to the resulting neutron star, but the tremendous ...
SHAMI CHATTERJEE We are naturally delighted to have signed Jeff to a new contract,
CRAIG CAMERON Our people are trained to protect our clients without being big and obvious. We allow our clients to...
ANDY LAX like many other countries, China seeks to acquire our sensitive information and technology. We have ...
CHRISTOPHER COX It's the latest way of retrieving personal information by criminals.
BARBARA ANTHONY People tend to compartmentalize themselves into IT people, and movie star people, and scientists, bu...
NALINI NADKARNI We feel like it's tea time again. We want our property back.
DON BOWEN We know we have to protect our home ice.
DOUG SAUTER We have to protect our borders, obviously. But we should pull back our engagements overseas.
BILL SIMINGTON TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medi...
GOODMAN ACE We only care about our faults when we realize them.
DANIEL MELGAçO We will be able to keep the network fresh and able to meet the latest standards. Our intent and goal...
DIANAH NEFF We have no comment on the latest Culpepper e-mail.
LESTER BAGLEY We know we have to compete hard for our business. And we think we will offer advertisers better valu...
YUSUF MEHDI We have been doing our best as a county to try to keep up with growth. We have not had an opportunit...
LIZ GILLAND Our new HD4000U brings widescreen imaging to business and professional environments to complement th...
FRANK ANZURES As the Company continues to grow at a strong pace, this latest investment in our Austin facility ref...
MICHAEL SILTON When we talk about ourselves, about others, or simply about things, we want- it could be said – to...
PASCAL MERCIER Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that we were our parents' p...
RICHARD BACH When we protect our children in their schools or on our streets, we are living up to our obligations...
DANNEL MALLOY Almost 60% of our employees in the bargaining unit did not participate in the latest industrial acti...
CHARLOTTE MOKOENA We'll do our best to get the right information out. We would not want to mislead the public.
EILEEN LARKIN It is a very complex and difficult matter to predict. Now the legislation has passed, and we made ou...
SCOTT MCCLELLAN Based on our latest survey findings, IP convergence is a reality, and we see an accelerated pace of ...
BRYAN VAN DUSSEN We knew from music school that if we wanted to get signed we had to give the record label something ...
JOEY ZEHR Twenty-seven percent of the property owners have signed the petition, and we are waiting till the en...
JANICE MOORE As we have said before, we believe that our patents are among our most privileged assets, and we int...
ABE REICHENTAL Whenever we have a flash flood warning, a VTC is held so emergency personnel have the opportunity to...
MARK MARSHALL Let people reach out and have access to the latest advances.
BILL GATES go into harm's way, and they do this as volunteers. ... The safety of our employees is paramount, an...
JEFF ADAMS Maybe there isn’t such a thing as fate. Maybe it’s just the opportunities we’re given, and wha...
MARISSA MEYER We have absolutely nothing to hold our heads down about. We played our hearts out.
GUS SANCHEZ Honestly, I think we should be delighted people still want to read, be it on a Kindle or a Nook or w...
J. K. ROWLING TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medi...
GOODMAN ACE Life, its so great, but when we act like shit and do shit, then it aint. Why should we act like that...
TUPAC SHAKUR Educating our communities about ways to reduce underage drinking will help protect our youth. We hav...
KATHRYN JETT We want to protect the lake in the future and for our children.
PATRICK CALLAHAN All you have have to do is watch the commercials. It's clearly an unfair use of our creative and int...
LARRY SCHWARTZ We have Camping World stickers on our RV and people who recognize them come up to us all the time to...
JEANETTE MORRISETT Our fans are good, old rock fans. There's no trendy posing, trying to look cool and wearing the late...
DALE STEWART We want to see how things progress before we re-examine what we might do with our property.
JEFF FOWLER The reason for that is because the General Assembly has yet to pass a budget. Therefore, we have to ...
LOU HATTER If we do not protect our courts, our courts cannot protect us.
MICHAEL GRECO We don't lie to protect the other person. We lie to protect ourselves from the consequences. We lie ...
ELISA MARIE HOPKINS The blues is part of our history, our culture, and it's being forgotten. We want to do something abo...
CHAD KASSEM We changed the end of support dates to map to the monthly security update release cycle so our custo...
INES VARGAS It's no secret that in our society, and many before, people are trend followers. For some reason...
VICTORIA OSTEEN We take our responsibility to protect taxpayer information very seriously, ... We plan to continue w...
CHARLES ROSSOTTI Our past experience is the manifestations of our thoughts.. we see what we want to see, we listen wh...
MIROR_VEGAS How could we have developed our intellectual skills without education?
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA In our consumer culture, we always want the next best thing: the latest, the newest, the youngest. F...
ESTHER PEREL We are addressing the demands of consumers who want the latest technology to provide the best entert...
LIEM NGUYEN People should not expect the state to protect them from fraudsters. If we do, we get into the habit ...
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JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
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JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
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