We had to do something. At first, we thought it would only be for one year, but look at it now.

Our kids are great bowlers. I think we owe that to her.

It was by far our highest attendance. It's just overwhelming, family and friends having so much fun. Every year it grows.

That scream left her mouth and entered my head, where it's been ever since, sometimes waking me up at night.

I wanted to go in and tell them that, but George thought it would just be stirring up some trouble, you know, stirring up the cow pile. A cow pile may looked dried up, but if you stir it up, it can start to stink again.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.