We have absolution. All the losses are gone. All the sins are forgiven. The slate is clean.

And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.

Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.

And when we turn 18, the slate is wiped clean.

As Craig Littlepage apparently pointed out, that slate is wiped clean.

No question about it. I'm not sure I could find someone much quieter.