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Related Following the parade, will be the 15-piece Harp and Thistle Pipe Band of Southwest Florida. They wil... DON OSTROWSKY So, we went from being an Athens band to being a Georgia band to being a Southern band to being an A... MICHAEL STIPE I had a ten-piece band when I was 21 years old, the Bruce Springsteen Band. This is just a slightly ... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Hopefully people can look at our band and see that we're a heavy rock band. We're definitely... ADAM RICH This is where people get it wrong. Some see us as a pop band, but we never have been just a pop band... HUEY LEWIS Bruce's band is so different from the Grateful Dead; there's no lead guitar player, for one ... PHIL LESH Kane is a band I formed with my best friend Steve Carlson. We just got together and started playing ... CHRISTIAN KANE Hopefully people can look at our band and see that we're a heavy rock band. We're definitely not a m... ADAM RICH The band was an extracurricular activity. But Earl had the ability to encourage people and push them... BOB PARKS We feel that Vagrant will allow us to bring our music to even more people, while also understanding ... CRAIG FINN I was in every band class I could get in, like after school jazz band and marching band, and that... CHAD SMITH Another very significant program that was enabled by the school building changes was the fifth grade... JAMES RAYNER We have several entertainers planned for the evening. One is a puppeteer, but his act is a secret. T... DON SIPPEL The first band I identified with from Chicago was the Muddy Waters band. ERIC CLAPTON We have a very diverse parade. Everyone is welcome. DENNIS HAYES I got the whole band set up in the basement and we are jamming. SEBASTIAN BACH When I heard the Pixies for the first time, I connected with that band so heavily I should have been... KURT COBAIN It was my band. I organized the band and Dizzy was in the band. Dizzy was the first musical director... BILLY ECKSTINE Second, we also got a more authentic liturgy of the people of God, in the vernacular language. HANS KUNG When I left the band, what the band did is really their own business. And their career-they got on w... BRUCE DICKINSON We have three good size rooms here. We have the band room. We also have the Internet room with compu... MARK MACHNIC Originally, we had a band known as Steely Dan. As we moved away from the band, we got whoever was ap... WALTER BECKER The guys in my band are good friends on and off the stage. The band members that I have now is proba... ACE FREHLEY The style has changed from the last time we got uniforms. Band uniforms change just like any other t... BILL HARDEN Many students felt violated by what happened. But the students responded positively as a band unit i... SIDNEY LANIER Most of the time, reading through treatments, it's like it could be any band, any song -- it doesn't... CHRIS CORNELL Oh, its Tommy this, an Tommy that, an Tommy, go away;But its Thank you, Mister Atkins, when the band... RUDYARD KIPLING The band is basically modeled upon what we call like a Beatles ideal, which is that the band is abou... BILLY CORGAN We are different people - you get a different take on the band whoever you speak to. Somehow, at the... ED O'BRIEN There is no rule in the pink-triangle guide to coming out that you must wear a rainbow flag cap and ... BETH DITTO Hopefully we will turn some new people on (to the band). GREG JOSEPH I think that Phish has been a band, we've all had- I've had a great life growing up and ever... JON FISHMAN We're a band of Gypsies, we come from everywhere. BILLY COX A critic looking at these tightly focused, targeted interventions might dismiss them as Band-Aid sol... MALCOLM GLADWELL A personal highlight was probably when we got a No. 1 in the U.K. and when the album went to No. 1 i... NIALL HORAN Now, the instrumentation in the jazz band and the jazz dance band has gone through many evolutions. ... GERRY MULLIGAN We got a chance to go and play in some places that the usual European tour by an American band didn&... JACK IRONS We will also have horses in the parade, which we've never had in the kids parade. DIANE MADDOX We rehearsed in the same place as Curt, so we saw him all the time and everything, but he wasn't in ... JONATHAN RICHMAN [Also included is a faux Hives documentary narrated by Little Steven Van Zandt .] Apparently Bruce S... PELLE ALMQVIST We are also having an outhouse parade and outhouse races. BRENDA PHALIN I think there is truth in that. I told them that I would never forget them, and I didn't. The band i... CONSTANTINE MAROULIS We start out doing spiritual music for the church band. Then, we send the rest of the band home and ... DAVE BLOOM I also remember the second band I was in ever. We were called Hybrid. We got a show at this local st... FRANK IERO Weve got a lot more than a lot of people. IAN WILLIAMSON They gave you a string instrument - I got a violin. Gave it to me. I got a private lesson a week, a ... JOHN CARLIN The difference between our band and others out there is that we're called "The Robert Cray Band" and... ROBERT CRAY They threw a tuba through the window and then they set some notebooks and band music on fire out in ... ANDY PARKER I simply believe we have a duty to go on, to ourselves, ticket buyers, staff, promoters, big and lit... PETE TOWNSHEND They're an incredible live band. JOE ARMENIA The E Street band casts a pretty wide net. Our influences go all the way back to the early primitive... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Everybody is for Grambling. We don't like going anywhere without the band. We love the band because ... BRUCE EUGENE Whatever our personal differences are, there are no bigger fans of this band than the people who are... ALEX HALEN Whatever our personal differences are, there are no bigger fans of this band than the people who are... ALEX VAN HALEN comes out of pain and difficult times, and the humiliations and the way people get through them and ... JOE KEENAN You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk B... COLIN MOCHRIE Yes, but don't forget I also have the luxury of the worlds finest band when it gets lonely. ADRIAN BELEW I quit my band in New York City in 1969 and I got really angry at them. I got angry at one of my gui... STEVEN TYLER Our influences have steered us where we are now and where we have gone with the band. JOE TURMAN The greatest thing about being in a band, and the strength of having companionship and collaboration... KAREN FAIRCHILD It was 1999 at a Halloween show in New Orleans when I first got the bug for Giant People. I was on s... CARLOS WASHINGTON All the songs I have written for the mice go oompah oompah. But the white mice will only play toodle... NEIL GAIMAN They come in at the beginning of the week, we evaluate them, we put them in a band, we work with the... ALAN YATES We became friends as we became a band. Our friendship evolved as the band evolved. It had its ups an... DAVE BLOOD There were so many specific things from high school jazz band that I remembered: the conductor searc... DAMIEN CHAZELLE We were just sitting around the house after the bands broke up, and we just called each other up and... AARON TRICHE One of the reasons we survive as a band is that we are seen as a band of today. We don't want to be ... ANDREW FLETCHER With Pantera, we lived through so many trend-of-the-day situations - when grunge was huge, we were s... PHIL ANSELMO Neil's effect on the band was immediate and very fulfilling. He adds a certain edge to the sound and... GRAHAM NASH Bruce is somebody who looks at the big picture. He?s very logical, but he also works well with peopl... DAVID KOCH In New Orleans, people are still influenced by one another. You got these bands that play every week... TROMBONE SHORTY We recorded the band pretty much live. AIMEE MANN They come in at the beginning of the week, we evaluate them, we put them in a band, we work wit... ALAN YATES The band deserves to be recorded. And we also recorded a live CD on the tour. Some day that will com... BELA FLECK It's a farmers market. You can get whatever - peaches, a sandwich. There might be a little band ... CRAIG ROBINSON [The band are now hoping to coax PJ Harvey , veteran from the original Desert Sessions - and Bjork -... PAUL MULLEN With four perfectionists in the band, we have a hard time reaching perfection. ADAM JONES Still, when I finally left Miles in '68 and got my own band, it was a logical step; because anybody ... HERBIE HANCOCK We're proud to be lifetime musicians and a band that lives like a band and loves the music and g... ZAC BROWN One of the reasons we survive as a band is that we are seen as a band of today. We don't want to... ANDREW FLETCHER I was a groupie for a year and followed a band. I dated the drummer of the band. MALIN AKERMAN I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-yea... ERIC CARR I mean, I think I liked every band I ever played in because each band was different, each band had a... BUDDY RICH Christmas turns things tail-end foremost. The day and the spirit of Christmas rearrange the world pa... HALFORD E. LUCCOCK Neil's effect on the band was immediate and very fulfilling. He adds a certain edge to the sound... GRAHAM NASH I think Alison Krauss and her band are the best today. The same goes for Rick Skaggs and his band. RICK MORANIS Yes, we need to pray for Orlando/Britain/this election/the World, but we also need to act upon it an... ROWAN BLANCHARD And I came back and it was great, 'cuz George had set up all these flowers all over the studio s... RINGO STARR I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST There's a difference between 'i like that band' and 'i support that band'. PRAVIN PRAJAPATI That was in no way meant to diminish the honor received by the band. We have to explore the issue fr... CHERYL MAX Most of the time I was in grammar school through high school, I was in some kind of rock n' roll... LEE ATWATER What we used to say was whoever had the bow tie got to lead the band. There was never any jealousy. PETE FOUNTAIN Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th... THE CREE PEOPLE I think Everclear is a weird combination of a singer-songwriter and a hard-rock band. That's why... ART ALEXAKIS I don't think success has changed us as people at all. We are the same lunatics that we were whe... KIRK HAMMETT Since 1993, they have gone from a four-man business to an $8 million company that employs 100 people... ANGELA GORDON A lot of times we don't get home until 3 a.m., if we've got a bigger band. DARLENE KLIMENT ''Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces'' would be an excellent name for a rock band. DAVE BARRY
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TUCKER CARLSON People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r... TUCKER CARLSON I've heard people say it is best to go into an interview ignorant because you learn and are surprise... TUCKER CARLSON