We have got to get some more contributions from the post. We're a doughnut down there and that has to be addressed.

Life is a do-it-yourself project and we Jack Kevorkian-ed ourselves tonight. It was assisted suicide.

If the kite is set up properly it will shoot up into the sky.

I fully appreciate the ability of trees to attract kites. They have special powers that way.

A kite stays in the air for the same reason that if you stick your hand out a car window the wind pushes your hand backward.

It's fun and always an honor for them to come watch me play. Maybe one day, I'll be playing with them.