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We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been loo... 
Our task, your task... is to try to connect the dots before something happens. People say, 'Well... 
We can not underestimate the potential harm North Korea's capabilities can cause for the rest of... 
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If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminis... 
If we are addressing the issue of weapons of mass destruction, we need to send a uniform, consistent... 
Saddam's goal is to achieve the lifting of U.N. sanctions while retaining and enhancing Iraq'... 
If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands. 
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We all have the same problem as human beings. And it's something that we are born with, and we j... 
If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you j... 
The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. 
Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect La... 
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Nowadays, it's hard to find the best horror and to be interesting and to be afraid of it! 
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It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem. 
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For many of us, it's just one thing standing in our way of completely following Jesus. 
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There's a form of selling out. It's necessary. You have to become edible for people in Texas... 
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Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the pro... 
People see what they want to see 
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Russia does not have in its possession any trustworthy data that supports the existence of nuclear w... 
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On the justification for the war, it wasn't related to finding any particular weapon of mass destruc... 
When you look at the truck market in North America, you have to understand the customer, and that... 
Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formida... 
There was promulgation of false propaganda by
the administration about the existence of weapons of
m... 
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Women have been trained in our culture and society to ask for what we want instead of taking what we... 
Abortion should be listed as a weapon of mass destruction against the voiceless. 
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I have one major problem with the Internet: It's full of liars. 
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I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ... 
The Korean War, which China entered on the side of North Korea, fixed Mao's image in the United ... 
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It's been vindicating to see the reaction from lawmakers, judges, public bodies around the world... 
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch wit... 
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much o... 
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