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We have to have this information at our disposal. But our clients are high-profile individuals, and the last thing we need is information getting into the wrong hands.


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JOEL DENNEY I think there's plenty of information at our disposal.
JAMES BASSETTI We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR People here are livid that it would even be suggested we were a source of the information and livid ...
MIKE MCCURRY Fraud is only growing, and the last thing we need is our tax returns ending up in the hands of the w...
BRIAN IMUS We will use all lawful tools at our disposal, and that includes authorities under the renewed PATRIO...
JOHN O. BRENNAN If you think about it, it's obvious why that's so. They have at their disposal the information which...
ANDREW MCCARTHY If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we...
DEYTH BANGER Our aim was to get this information into the public domain, and the government's attempts at withhol...
AMRIT SINGH We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO The volume of information in this case, the time necessary for information to be gathered and transm...
CHRISTINE FERGUSON Our aim was to get this information into the public domain, and the government's attempts at withhol...
AMRIT SINGH We can put the information into our space-planning program to make out what they have versus what th...
GREG FOSTER The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.
CRAIG GROESCHEL We have checked this information out and feel confident that the two individuals in question are not...
LAURA EIMILLER We have no credible or reliable information that it's valid, ... We contacted our county gang unit, ...
WILLIAM BAILEY Right now our assessment of what the damage would be at different flood stages is based on old infor...
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BILL ROGERS We won't have plenty, but we will have more than we did last year, ... We are confident we will have...
CHARLA BAKER We don't anticipate this problem with our next project, ... But for future disposal, we will have to...
DAVID MCDONALD We recognize the need to upgrade our 911 centers. It's critical that our first responders have that ...
JASON KELLER We hypostatize information into objects. Rearrangement of objects is change in the content of the in...
PHILIP K. DICK We see this as a platform whereby we can build much better consumer information. This is just one st...
DR. JANET WOODCOCK On Monday and Tuesday we were having difficulty getting enrollment eligibility information from the ...
MICHAEL POLZIN Our intent is to have no secrets. We are just like you right now. We are in the information gatherin...
SCOTT HARRIS High-profile information security breaches, the proliferation of mobile computers and the current re...
ALAN FUDGE We need to do a better job as an office of knowing what information we have and letting people know ...
ANDY WELCH So far as my clients are concerned, what they need to know is a great deal more information about wh...
ANN ALEXANDER I feel confident that we'll be providing our listeners with the most up-to-date information availabl...
GENE EDWARDS The R.P.I. is one of those tools that we have at our disposal.
CRAIG LITTLEPAGE Attack and attack and attack. It is obvious you are getting information from our competitors who hav...
DAVID SATZ In the long run we will have more information at our fingertips to plan trips and know what is out t...
GEOFF DUPAIX We have the list. It appears to have the correct information. Our people are still analyzing it for ...
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ANNE CROWLEY We are stronger than we think. We have emotional, spiritual and even physical resources at our dispo...
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LUISA DEASON They're seeking additional information into our business practices. The only thing that's marginally...
CHUCK MULLOY We have at our fingertips information that 500 years ago would have made the poorest man a prince.
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN The functionality we have is ideal for our volume of customers and book sales. Our management are ab...
LIM LIM I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some ...
EDDIE IZZARD [How far should the United States go in forcing Mohammed to give up vital information?] We do not sa...
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ADAM TIMMERMAN The information we really need to gather initially is to find out what researchers need and desire i...
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KRISTEN KINLEY Whenever we get this kind of intelligence, we regularly share that with our homeland security advise...
ASA HUTCHINSON A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We need to throw every tool at our disposal at the problem. And that certainly includes technology.
PHIL WINTERS At this stage we are working on third-hand information. We know our rights to that deposit and now w...
CON FAUCONNIER We have information from the Russian side that repair works at the pipeline are complete and that ga...
GEORGY ARVELADZE We're not going to outgrow our need for information.
SETH GODIN We do not want to sell away a viable PILOT program for the sake of moving the projects along. We are...
LEGISLATOR DENNIS KORCE We have not sought this conflict; we have sought too long to avoid it; our forbearance has been cons...
ROBERT TOOMBS That's a problem. I mean, like any sort of growing startup organization, we are sort of overwhel...
JULIAN ASSANGE We don't collect the fee from students at the elementary, junior high or high school. We feel like i...
CAROL MORISAK This is extremely disappointing. New Mexico State played great in the second half. We have lost so m...
GEORGE NESSMAN Daryl will be a great addition to our organization. With the high level of competition in this leagu...
LESLIE ALEXANDER We feel this partnership really extends the whole value proposition for our customers who are inform...
BERNARD ROBERT We tend to accept information that confirms our prior beliefs and ignore or discredit information th...
KYLE HILL We have individuals who are getting raped, we have individuals who are getting beaten,
EDDIE COMPASS I don't buy this thing that our industry is responsible for all the ills of the world. We have g...
JAMIE DIMON When we store information in our conscious being, we tend to forget,but when we store information in...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The only thing that we cannot control is our supporters.
JOSE MOURINHO We know we have to compete hard for our business. And we think we will offer advertisers better valu...
YUSUF MEHDI Top federal, state and local officials failed to process and act on information at their disposal. W...
DAVID MARIN We have the opportunity now to have some input, to listen to what's happening, offer up some of our ...
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PEGGY PALTER The fact is you cannot have great schools without the involvement of the entire community, but this ...
JANE BURKE The problem we?re having with the department is that they are reluctant to provide us with the infor...
BERNARD RICHARD We are all living inside a box and we get our information from a box. The box is not real, but we ar...
JAMES DYE Although we have received many calls expressing concerns and anger about this incident, we have not ...
DAVID ADDISON We could have set about finding them, obviously. We could have shared this information with our law ...
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CARMEN DIRIENZO Creating a single capability that fuses business and process insight with information technology pro...
DOUG ELIX Although the government has vast amounts of information at its disposal, ministers do not at present...
OLIVER LETWIN We are prepared to make the offer, but we need some more financial information.
NADER AGHA We need better information on survival rates and recruitment rates of mourning doves. But we have to...
JAY ROBERSON When we merged, it was a daunting task to bring all of our client information into one system, but t...
COLIN SMITH We need to know this information.
JAMES ORR like many other countries, China seeks to acquire our sensitive information and technology. We have ...
CHRISTOPHER COX This is good information for monitoring, but we already alert people -- especially women, infants an...
DAVE STONE At this point in time, we don't feel we have enough information,
CHARLES BRANSON With this new technology, IBM is providing customers and their mobile workers with an instant backup...
AL ZOLLAR We clearly have a responsibility to safeguard customer information. If we lose information, it's our...
KIRK HERATH But one of the things to note is in the FBI, we not only need to have that capability, we have to ha...
CARL WHITEHEAD The water bill is under review. We are looking at it. We have information and we know what it's abou...
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GREG LAST We do not have specific information suggesting this ore or tailings were naturally elevated in arsen...
FRED MUMFORD Unfortunately we have more tragic information. Sixty people have died. This is information from all ...
ANDRZEJ FIEMA We have our security people working the building and the police. We're just trying to find out infor...
BARBARA BRANIC We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL We are pleased with this partnership and how it will support our goal of improving the outcomes of p...
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The universe may for...
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SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Sometimes when we work with high school students, do drills, we try to get a workout alongside them....
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JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY