We inspect existing ones when people start coming in to expand them, convert them into sun rooms, anything along those lines.

It gives us a chance in the building code industry to publicize some things and get people aware.

It's amazing how many people will help an entrepreneur. There's a lot of free help out there if you're willing to look for it.

Things began to go wrong when I was seventeen. My band’s twenty-year-old lead guitarist earned seven years in jail for a drug-fuelled spree of violence. The other band members were quick to let go of their musical dreams, but I never did. They did the ‘mature’ thing: after writing off the band as a teenage fantasy, they got real jobs and made some money. They called it growing up. I called it giving up.

I lay in bed that night, a first-time drunkard at seven years of age, pondering the punishment I knew would arrive on callused palms. In the forest, as if sensing my plight, wolves howled nocturnal laments. The magnificent lunar lullabies of my lupine brethren wooed me into a deep and cleansing sleep.

The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff.