FastSaying

We know this technique works in the test tube, in a fish tank and a large tank. This is the big test to see if it works in a real river.

Grant Douglas

FishLargeTankTechniqueTestTubeWorks

Related Quotes

If you can just tape some kind of test tube with a friend's urine in it to your thigh so it's about as warm as your natural body temp, then you're going to pass.
— Thomas Dobie
KindTapeTest
And the most interesting natural structure?

A giant, two-thousand-mile-long fish in orbit around Jupiter, according to a reliable report in the Weekly World News. The photograph was very convincing, and I'm only surprised that more-reputable journals like New Scientist, or even just The Sun, haven't followed up with more details. We should be told.
— Douglas Adams
giant-fishjupiter
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
— Douglas Adams
AdamsFishThanks
This is the first request we've ever received to shoot a storage system and a fish tank.
— David Mann
FirstFishReceived
Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious.
Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it made him angry. He grabbed a passing waitress by the arm and berated her.
“Why’s this fish so bloody good?” he demanded, angrily.
— Douglas Adams
angryfishfunny