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We learn from history that we don't learn from history!
DESMOND TUTU Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from histo...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from histo...
STING We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
ANON. The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
FRIEDRICH HEGEL We can learn from history on condition that we understand it is history.
ROGER KAPLAN The tragedy about history - personally and globally - is that while we may learn it we rarely learn ...
RASHEED OGUNLARU Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it
GEORGE SANTAYANA That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons...
ALDOUS HUXLEY Men do not learn much from the lessons of history and that is the most important of all the lessons ...
ALDOUS HUXLEY That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons...
ALDOUS HUXLEY That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons...
ALDOUS HUXLEY We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
SIOUX INDIAN PRAYER We do not learn from experience... we learn from reflecting on experience.
JOHN DEWEY If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it. True. But if we do not change t...
LEONARD I. SWEET It all pointed to history ... either repeating itself, or trying to learn from history.
JOY PRATTE If we refuse to learn from history,then we will be condemned to live the life of fools.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The airline industry has a horrendous history in Chapter 11. Those who do not learn from history are...
ANTHONY SABINO Learn from your history, but don’t live in it.
STEVE MARABOLI Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Learn from mistake,& make worth of second chance.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their...
ALDOUS HUXLEY From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what thei...
ALDOUS HUXLEY We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA We are still here. And no matter what, we shall continue to be here to tell people so they can learn...
ELIE WIESEL We often learn as much if not more from stupidity as we do from genious.
IAN MACDONALD History is made so that we can learn from it but like all lessons in life, if they are not learned w...
GARY F EVANS... I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when...
UNKNOWN HISTORY STUDENT Contrary to what we learn from progressives in education and the media, the history of the Democrati...
DINESH D'SOUZA You can learn as much about the history from reading about the present as you can vice versa, that i...
KEN BURNS We learn from failure, not from success!
BRAM STOKER To live is to learn. We learn from the things we hear, see and do
SOTONYE ANGA Life moves fast. As much as you can learn from your history, you have to move forward.
EDDIE VEDDER From good examples we learn how to be. From bad examples we learn how not to be. An observant...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH We can learn from IBM's successful history that you don't have to have the best product to become nu...
ADAM OSBORNE I like historical pieces. History was my favorite subject in school, it was the only subject I excel...
CARY ELWES Don't get upset when they try and change or not teach our history because they're willing to learn o...
DONNAYSIA IFIELD There are no lessons to be learned from the past. This is the first thing I learned from it. There i...
TOM LICHTENBERG Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure.
KENNETH EWART BOULDING Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure.
KENNETH BOULDING Of course, all students should learn African history, as they should learn the history of other cont...
DIANE RAVITCH I think we have to learn from it and break things down a little bit. We have to learn from our mista...
BRIAN PRITTS We do everything from a criminal history check to a background check of their employment history to ...
DAN ROBERTS History informs us of past mistakes from which we can learn without repeating them. It also inspires...
WILLIAM HASTIE Keep learning! Learning means growing. He who always learns knows how to grow in maturity. When we s...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Most of my career has been spent with the RSC doing Shakespeare, and the thing you learn from Shakes...
ANTONY SHER We've all heard that we have to learn from our mistakes, but I think it's more important to ...
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE We learn from conflicts only when we are willing to do so.
SHARON SALZBERG It is not from ourselves that we learn to be better than we are.
WENDELL BERRY Do we really learn from our mistakes, or do we enjoy the pain that we cause and are caused...
JESUS BARRAZA You learn far more from negative leadership than from positive leadership. Because you learn how not...
NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF We learn not from pain, but from our choices for handling it.
JIM GENOVESE The history of the past, a hundred years from now, won't be the history of the past that we lear...
WILLIAM GIBSON Instead of turning away from our neighbors, our friends, our colleagues, let us instead learn from o...
LORETTA LYNCH People can’t learn anything from buying but from selling.
VIKRANT PARSAI Eulogy is nice, but one does not learn anything from it.
ELLEN TERRY From victory we learn little, from defeat - everything.
JEFFREY FRY We've all heard that we have to learn from our mistakes, but I think it's more important to learn fr...
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE The American president's remarks not only showed that he does not have the ability to learn from his...
MOHAMMAD KHATAMI I'm sure that we'll learn a lot from their experience, as we do from all the other disasters,
ROBERT STACK We learn about life not from plusses alone, but from minuses as well.
ANTON CHEKHOV In science and technology we learn everything from our seniors but in life we fail to learn from the...
KOWSALAPATHY What experience and history teach is this--that people and governments never have learned anything f...
G. W. F. HEGEL What experience and history teaches us is that people and governments have never learned anything fr...
GEORG WILHELM FRIEDRICH HEGEL We cannot learn men from books.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI When you make it an issue, it does not just become an issue, but it also grows to become a history a...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH It's often been said that you learn more from losing than you do from winning. I think, if you...
MORGAN WOOTTEN We can learn from everybody.
CATHERINE HARDWICKE We learn little from victory, much from defeat
JAPANESE PROVERB We can learn from IBM's successful history that you don't have to have the best product to b...
ADAM OSBORNE These schools need to learn from history and end religion-based oppression. The Bible has been used ...
HAVEN HERRIN The only thing we have learnt from experience is that we learn nothing from experience.
CHINUA ACHEBE What matters most is that we learn from living
DORIS LESSING You learn not only from what you do but from what you don't do
ENRIQUE MIGUEL ALCALA SILVA You learn about equality in history and civics, but you find out life is not really like that.
ARTHUR ASHE Fortunately for us, we can learn from other people, ... We can learn that we cannot build our way ou...
ANN CROWLEY We know from our own history that democratic institutions take decades to mature, and we know from p...
JIM DEMINT We can learn from this game. We just have to do the little things right.
ADONNA WEAVER We can learn from everybody, man.
DAN QUINN One of the problems in the Ukrainian crisis is that very few Westerners know their history, or if th...
NORMAN DAVIES Never be disheartened if you commit mistake.Mistakes are part of life that are vital to our success....
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA We do not learn for the benefit of anyone, we learn to unlearn ignorance.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Everywhere, we learn only from those whom we love.
JOHANN VON GOETHE We have to make sure we learn from 2005.
GRAEME DOWNIE We can learn even from our enemies.
OVID We can always learn something from anyone.
LORRIN L. LEE We have to learn from this, and we have to keep looking forward, not backward.
JENNY PFEIFFER We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.
LAUREN MYRACLE I don't think anybody can teach anybody anything. I think that you learn it, but the young writer th...
WILLIAM FAULKNER Governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deducted from it.
GEORG WILHELM FRIEDRICH HEGEL Governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deducted from it.
HEBBEL For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF We are a day away from making history, and a history towards the breaking of tommorrow.
ANTHONY LICCIONE We try to include school children, especially seventh graders who are taking Texas History, in our a...
BOB BURCHARD We told her lawyers it was not coerced. We are surprised to learn we had anything to do with her inc...
JOSEPH TATE We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning th...
LLOYD ALEXANDER We all learn a lot from successful people, people who care and make us feel good, yet we learn much ...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE We learn from failure much more than from success; we often discover what we will do by finding our ...
SAMUEL SMILES We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.
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