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Illegal immigration continues to be a major problem in the United States. We have people waiting to ...
JOHN BARRASSO We must insist on assimilation - immigration without assimilation is an invasion. We need to tell fo...
BOBBY JINDAL If people come here to work and to participate in this country, they should be allowed to be here le...
FELICIA MARTINEZ I'm for anything that lets people come here to work legally. There are more protections for workers ...
LARRY CRAIG I'm for anything that lets people come here to work legally. There are more protections for work...
LARRY CRAIG We need to gather intelligence, but we need to do so legally.
BOB BECKEL I think it's totally unfair to all the people who have been waiting to come here legally. People who...
WILLIAM MURPHY It gives them more incentive to come up here and drive legally without being a citizen.
BILLY BARNES People want to come here. We just have to help them.
JOANN ERENHOUSE Come to me last, Jeff.
ERIC KAISER We need to have a seat at the table because we are a major player. Somehow, over the next several we...
FRANK SIFFRINN I've always thought this was another Mystic just waiting to break. We just need to give people a rea...
BILL NASH We should not blur the lines between legal and illegal immigrants. Millions of people around the wor...
KEN CALVERT Having universal healthcare saves everyone.
JEFF LATAS It might actually put a bull's eye on our back.
JEFF LATAS We don't have people here to do the jobs that need to be done.
LAURA REIFF We need to be sharing ideas of what to do when lots of people come here. We need to pick one to try ...
DICK INGRAM Jeff and I have always wanted to leave here with the program in great shape.
GREG BRUNNER Customers are here, we just need the merchants to come in.
GAIL JOHNSON We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO Falls are the leading cause of death in Rocky Mountain National Park. Jeff?s death reminds us all th...
KYLE PATTERSON We want people who come from humble backgrounds and have a need to win.
DOUGLAS LEONE We wanted to do everything legally. I was just afraid if I did this wrong, they would come and take ...
MARIA DUQUE We have a great location and facilities. We have things to do here that will attract people to come ...
DAWN BALLARD We need an icebreaker, ... We need a 'Steel Magnolias' for Shreveport-Bossier City. We need a blockb...
LARRY POWELL We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR On one hand we want cheap food, cheap labor - then we refuse to give them a way to be here legally.
ERIK NICHOLSON I fully recognize we need to improve the path to citizenship, just as we need to value the hard work...
BILL FLORES It's useful to raise admission standards, but we need to be sensitive. We need to make sure IU stays...
STEVE SANDERS Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
DANIEL MELGAçO You can't learn everything you need to know legally.
JOHN IRVING We need more people here to fill these jobs.
DAVID BOUTIN Jeff had a lot of support out here.
JUSTIN LEONARD We need more people around here and we need to grow. We are 25 years behind Victorville.
BILL WHYDE As players, we've said we support Jeff over the full season. We don't need any more disruptions.
BEN TUNE There are 350,000 illegal aliens in the state of Georgia, ... Every dollar we spend on services for ...
ERIC JOHNSON We have great people working here, but sometimes when we are in a pinch, we need more help.
CLAUDIA TREMAINE In the best of times, it takes weeks, but we don't have weeks. Not only do we need mariners, but we ...
KEN WELLS We're not going to force people not to come here. They're going to come here whether we like it or n...
JERRY JONES We need a legal vehicle for people to come in.
LAURA REIFF Again, the only lists we have are ones we got legally.
JOHN MARSHALL They unfortunately and outrageously were all here on legally issued visas,
JOE LIEBERMAN We have people out in the middle of nowhere come here and are on death's doorstep.
JASON TAYLOR The only way to be here legally is on one of these guided hikes,
GORDON RICHARDS We are naturally delighted to have signed Jeff to a new contract,
CRAIG CAMERON We have been able to have some people come back here that have been successful and have been really ...
HUBERT DAVIS If you're here legally, if you're here lawfully, you ought to be able to contribute to the candidate...
JACK KEMP When these people came to town, they brought a business to town. There are certain things we have to...
LARRY POWELL I think there needs to be a way to allow people to become educated if they've paid taxes, they've be...
ZOE LOFGREN There's a growing need for those who are not yet legally blind but are having difficulty with every ...
CAROLYN MESSIER The problem with the whole issue is that both sides need to be accommodated. There does need to be b...
LINDA CHAVEZ You'll see the economy grow, ... People are going to come here and play golf. How do we know? We hav...
DEBBIE MOORE I think there's a lot of serious implications people don't understand. People take for granted the m...
ANN DEGROOT We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw...
JEFF WARNER We feel we have a very strong appellate issue, both factually and legally.
JOSEPH GORMAN Maybe a few people won't come that would have been here. But it looks like most people are here.
JOE GREELEY I've had Jeff playing for me for most of the season and he's done tremendously well. So, do I need t...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO Since we're all in Great Falls and we have this talent here already, and some people teach, some peo...
LAURA NICHOLS For the sheriff to come in and enforce the law, enforce speeds, it has to be legally posted, and the...
JENELL ATLAS For the sheriff to come in and enforce the law, enforce speeds, it has to be legally posted, and the...
LT. JENELL ATLAS This is not meant to make fun of ourselves or the people who want to come here. But people do need t...
MAUD BREDERO The clubhouse was different. Everything was different, ... We need to find the feeling when you come...
CARLOS GUILLEN They inadvertently kicked up a bee's nest. They may not be here legally, but people resent being cal...
DOUG RIVLIN Collectors will threaten to have them deported. Even if they say they are here legally or are citize...
LINDA HILTON to have a Pittsburgh guy here. You don't need any more California guys here, gang. We don't need any...
MIKE DITKA I think there needs to be a way to allow people to become educated if they've paid taxes, they...
ZOE LOFGREN He's a young guy with a lot of enthusiasm and he's really proud to be a Pittsburgh guy. And you have...
MIKE DITKA We play a lot of pool. When we come here, we know everybody. We like coming here because of the peop...
MARK MOORE We don't require that people compete here. I'm here for the people who want to get really, really go...
DION SHIVELY We need them to come here and break these walls by coming into Bethlehem, breaking them not physical...
VICTOR BATARSEH We absolutely need more role models. I think we need more people to come forward and be proud of who...
DAVID FURNISH Some people will say it doesn't matter, but I think it was a pretty important win just because of lo...
BRAD LIDGE You've got to have a Pittsburgh guy, ... You don't need any more California guys here, gang. You don...
MIKE DITKA I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.
WILLIE NELSON Maybe some people just aren't meant to be in our lives forever. Maybe some people are just passing t...
DANIELLE STEEL When I got here (at West Jeff in 2002 following a sterling career at Archbishop Shaw), I heard there...
HANK TIERNEY I think I need to accept the fact that I am where I am today because fans have shared my music illeg...
ED SHEERAN We need to get better players. We have some younger players who are going to step up and help in the...
GEORGE PFEIFER On that first Thanksgiving Day, no one asked the pilgrims if they were here legally.
JUAN GARCIA We just had a meeting about that and most of the people who come here know that we will eventually h...
HOLLY SWOAPE People said the secondary was a weakness here last year. But now it's not. I'm really excited about ...
WILL DEMPS Legally all member states that apply reduced rates, they have to come back to the minimum standard V...
MARIA ASSIMAKOPOULOU If we have time, we might play Atlanta after that second game. Royce City wanted to come down here a...
ROBBIE HATFIELD When someone says we need to talk, what he or she usually means is you will listen. An...
JAMES ANDERSON They would want people that could get into the country -- preferably legally, preferably people we w...
BEN VENZKE We have seen this week the disastrous politics of this nation. We need to bring our troops home now....
CINDY SHEEHAN We want to have a system where people can come here and work - go back and forth if they want to... ...
PAUL RYAN The partner could not adopt this child. You need to be a heterosexual couple legally to adopt a chil...
ASHLEY WU Current opportunities for less-skilled workers to come in legally are laughable when compared with t...
BEN JOHNSON I'm not saying we need to stop immigration at all; people can come from wherever.
JEB BRADLEY We are preparing to address the health care needs of the people here. There are people who have perh...
KIRK WILLIAMS Here we come, here we are, here we lay
VIK MALUT The implication here is that those who came to America legally over the years are somehow second-cla...
MITCH MCCONNELL People are driving over state lines to play the lottery. We need to keep our resources here.
BILL HALTER I used to love listening to Jazzy Jeff.
JUICY J We need to have a sense of urgency here like we had in the tsunami.
JAN EGELAND If they want to have their wall, fine. What we want is to make sure that we let immigrants in legall...
ANGELO AMADOR Is it the right thing to burn Qurans? Legally? Can pastor burn Quran tomorrow? People accept legally...
K. A. PAUL It's a great way to describe how we need to do things. We need to come every game like we have somet...
LEE HUMPHREY There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
I say NO to the demands of...
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JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY