We need to have people come here legally.


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I think it's totally unfair to all the people who have been waiting to come here legally. People who...
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It gives them more incentive to come up here and drive legally without being a citizen.
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People want to come here. We just have to help them.
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Come to me last, Jeff.
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We need to have a seat at the table because we are a major player. Somehow, over the next several we...
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It might actually put a bull's eye on our back.
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We don't have people here to do the jobs that need to be done.
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Jeff and I have always wanted to leave here with the program in great shape.
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Customers are here, we just need the merchants to come in.
GAIL JOHNSON
We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO
Falls are the leading cause of death in Rocky Mountain National Park. Jeff?s death reminds us all th...
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We want people who come from humble backgrounds and have a need to win.
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We wanted to do everything legally. I was just afraid if I did this wrong, they would come and take ...
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We need an icebreaker, ... We need a 'Steel Magnolias' for Shreveport-Bossier City. We need a blockb...
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We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR
On one hand we want cheap food, cheap labor - then we refuse to give them a way to be here legally.
ERIK NICHOLSON
I fully recognize we need to improve the path to citizenship, just as we need to value the hard work...
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It's useful to raise admission standards, but we need to be sensitive. We need to make sure IU stays...
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Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
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You can't learn everything you need to know legally.
JOHN IRVING
We need more people here to fill these jobs.
DAVID BOUTIN
Jeff had a lot of support out here.
JUSTIN LEONARD
We need more people around here and we need to grow. We are 25 years behind Victorville.
BILL WHYDE
As players, we've said we support Jeff over the full season. We don't need any more disruptions.
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There are 350,000 illegal aliens in the state of Georgia, ... Every dollar we spend on services for ...
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We have great people working here, but sometimes when we are in a pinch, we need more help.
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We're not going to force people not to come here. They're going to come here whether we like it or n...
JERRY JONES
We need a legal vehicle for people to come in.
LAURA REIFF
Again, the only lists we have are ones we got legally.
JOHN MARSHALL
They unfortunately and outrageously were all here on legally issued visas,
JOE LIEBERMAN
We have people out in the middle of nowhere come here and are on death's doorstep.
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The only way to be here legally is on one of these guided hikes,
GORDON RICHARDS
We are naturally delighted to have signed Jeff to a new contract,
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We have been able to have some people come back here that have been successful and have been really ...
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If you're here legally, if you're here lawfully, you ought to be able to contribute to the candidate...
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The problem with the whole issue is that both sides need to be accommodated. There does need to be b...
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You'll see the economy grow, ... People are going to come here and play golf. How do we know? We hav...
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I think there's a lot of serious implications people don't understand. People take for granted the m...
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JEFF WARNER
We feel we have a very strong appellate issue, both factually and legally.
JOSEPH GORMAN
Maybe a few people won't come that would have been here. But it looks like most people are here.
JOE GREELEY
I've had Jeff playing for me for most of the season and he's done tremendously well. So, do I need t...
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Since we're all in Great Falls and we have this talent here already, and some people teach, some peo...
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For the sheriff to come in and enforce the law, enforce speeds, it has to be legally posted, and the...
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MAUD BREDERO
The clubhouse was different. Everything was different, ... We need to find the feeling when you come...
CARLOS GUILLEN
They inadvertently kicked up a bee's nest. They may not be here legally, but people resent being cal...
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Collectors will threaten to have them deported. Even if they say they are here legally or are citize...
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to have a Pittsburgh guy here. You don't need any more California guys here, gang. We don't need any...
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He's a young guy with a lot of enthusiasm and he's really proud to be a Pittsburgh guy. And you have...
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We play a lot of pool. When we come here, we know everybody. We like coming here because of the peop...
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We don't require that people compete here. I'm here for the people who want to get really, really go...
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We need them to come here and break these walls by coming into Bethlehem, breaking them not physical...
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DAVID FURNISH
Some people will say it doesn't matter, but I think it was a pretty important win just because of lo...
BRAD LIDGE
You've got to have a Pittsburgh guy, ... You don't need any more California guys here, gang. You don...
MIKE DITKA
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.
WILLIE NELSON
Maybe some people just aren't meant to be in our lives forever. Maybe some people are just passing t...
DANIELLE STEEL
When I got here (at West Jeff in 2002 following a sterling career at Archbishop Shaw), I heard there...
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I think I need to accept the fact that I am where I am today because fans have shared my music illeg...
ED SHEERAN
We need to get better players. We have some younger players who are going to step up and help in the...
GEORGE PFEIFER
On that first Thanksgiving Day, no one asked the pilgrims if they were here legally.
JUAN GARCIA
We just had a meeting about that and most of the people who come here know that we will eventually h...
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If we have time, we might play Atlanta after that second game. Royce City wanted to come down here a...
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When someone says we need to talk, what he or she usually means is you will listen. An...
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They would want people that could get into the country -- preferably legally, preferably people we w...
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We have seen this week the disastrous politics of this nation. We need to bring our troops home now....
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We want to have a system where people can come here and work - go back and forth if they want to... ...
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The partner could not adopt this child. You need to be a heterosexual couple legally to adopt a chil...
ASHLEY WU
Current opportunities for less-skilled workers to come in legally are laughable when compared with t...
BEN JOHNSON
I'm not saying we need to stop immigration at all; people can come from wherever.
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We are preparing to address the health care needs of the people here. There are people who have perh...
KIRK WILLIAMS
Here we come, here we are, here we lay
VIK MALUT
The implication here is that those who came to America legally over the years are somehow second-cla...
MITCH MCCONNELL
People are driving over state lines to play the lottery. We need to keep our resources here.
BILL HALTER
I used to love listening to Jazzy Jeff.
JUICY J
We need to have a sense of urgency here like we had in the tsunami.
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It's a great way to describe how we need to do things. We need to come every game like we have somet...
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Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
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I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY
By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES
Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY
¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY
Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY
That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY
Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY
She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY
It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY
Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY
What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY
And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY
I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY