We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.