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We probably have our best defensive lineup when Charlie is on the mound.


Jeff Tageant

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We did a nice job on the mound against a deep lineup.
MIKE SCIOSCIA Everybody knows this lineup is good. When you're on the mound, you know that this team is going to s...
LIVAN HERNANDEZ Tonight was probably one of our best defensive efforts.
BROOKE SVENDSEN The girl on the mound -- being only a (freshman) -- throws the ball well. When you come up against a...
MATT HOILES We are bigger, faster and stronger than last year. Potential is often overused, but we have that thi...
LUTHER BRAMBLETT They're a big, strong team and we'll have to play our best game to advance. We may adjust our starti...
DAN BARTRAM We are undefeated when we have our entire lineup.
BILL MCDONALD Curry is our defensive stopper. When he came into our lineup in late January (after having played fo...
TIM RILEY He's probably our best defensive lineman right now as far as consistency in training camp.
DONNIE HENDERSON Our big guys are just killing teams on the boards. Craig is unstoppable on the inside, and Jeff, he'...
AL SOWERS We played another good game on defense. That's been a big turnaround for this team. This is probably...
BEN SNIVELY It's nice when he's on the mound. It was another strong game for him. When he's on the mound it make...
SCOTT GERLACH I think he'll probably throw off the mound soon. Obviously, he's going to have to get off the mound ...
WILLIE RANDOLPH You can look at just about everybody in our lineup and we were all guilty of not playing a strong ga...
MARC CRAWFORD This is the best lineup of musical guest that we have ever had.
MARK LAPIDOS This is probably the best offensive rebounding team we'll face all year. The mark of a good team is ...
ED SWANSON He's an All-Star - probably the best hitter in their lineup. He's a good hitter, and you can't leave...
MATT CLEMENT We've got a lot of bumps and bruises in the lineup. I've got to have the mentality to hold up my end...
CAM WARD Kristin is our best defensive player.
ED TOLEDO We will have to play probably our best game of the year to win on Saturday.
DOUG KRAUSS He'll probably be a starter. He's a very unselfish defensive player and he'll probably be our defens...
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL It was probably our best defensive effort we've had all season. The energy level has been there befo...
JASON KERR It's been an adventure. That's the best way to put it. Never once have we had our best lineup. It's ...
LARRY SHAW The lineup backed up the mound after Kris came on in relief. (Lake Hamilton) just got off to too big...
BOBBY HYATT We have two of our top three varsity pitchers back, so we'll have a lot of experience on the mound.
JASON SWEARINGEN Bizarre is probably the best word to describe it, ... We all have our own suspicions and opinions. E...
JAMES THOMPSON Defensively we played awesome. That was our best defensive game of the year.
CHRIS KESTNER We can have the best defensive line in the Big 12.
CHARLTON KEITH He'll probably pinch-hit for anybody in the lineup.
FELIPE ALOU One of our players had a really tough night. Other than that we showed we could compete with a quali...
CHAD SPALDING We feel like we can win every time he is on the mound. With Taylor on the mound, we feel like we can...
BRUCE ALTER Stark County's defense had a lot to do with how we ran our offense. We had no open looks on the peri...
JEFF PARSONS I'm real happy from a defensive standpoint in the way that we played. We probably didn't shoot as we...
DOUG GRESETH I told them that if they play to their potential, on any given day they can beat just about anybody....
BECKY EMRICH Sometimes when he have our No. 1 guy going on the mound that doesn't mean we're always going to win ...
JESSE BENAVIDEZ Erica is modest. It eases me when she is out on the mound.
ANN DIPIERRO He was definitely our catalyst on the mound.
JEFF BLANKENSHIP Jeff has had some rough edges but has gotten his feet on the ground. There is not enough of a sample...
MIKE SCIOSCIA Our defense has to be good to compete in the West Suburban Silver. We have the best four defensive l...
CECIL RATLIFF We've skated a man short in our lineup lately, and Jeff helps us fill that void. He brings an added ...
CHRIS CICHOCKI If he could pinch-hit, I'd have him in [the starting lineup] probably.
PHIL GARNER This was the best the girls have played on the defensive end in the postseason.
SCOTT PETERSON Brandon's probably our second- or third-best shooter on the team. Of course, we have to have him ins...
ANTHONY LONGSTREET I'm looking for us to do something special. I think top to bottom in our lineup we have the best hit...
COLLIN COWGILL Life is so complete that even when knocked on our backs, we have the best view of the stars.
LAURA TERESA MARQUEZ We have swung the bats in the last two weeks the best since I have been coaching. This is one of our...
JOSH HERRING We remain convinced that this is the best defensive posture to adopt in order to minimize casualties...
CHARLES STROSS Nathan is our number one shortstop. He's one of the best shortstops we've had here. He does a great ...
ERIC ETCHISON We've really got to work on our defensive game. We have to be tighter.
ALEX AULD This is probably the best Scottish team we have had.
GREGOR TAIT It seems like we're more explosive on offense when we have that lineup in. That's for sure.
SEAN MILLER Tolland is an exceptional team. They probably have the best player in the league. We definitely have...
DREW DIPIPPO We've been fortunate so far that we've been able to get runs early. When you have the defense we do ...
LESLIE STEPHEN The way he's swinging the bat, I can't take him out of the lineup. He might be the best hitter we ha...
LANCE MOORE I don't even have a date when I'm going to get on the mound and throw.
KERRY WOOD Obviously, we would love to have him in our lineup,
KRIS DRAPER Jeff will bring additional expertise to our clients by providing high yield analysis based on severa...
JOEL DENNEY Charlie and I are friends personally just from our acquaintance through the NFL ... but we probably ...
DAVE WANNSTEDT He'll be in the lineup, probably mostly at second base. He is a person who is athletic enough who co...
DAN HARTLEB She definitely brings our morale up. We have a lot of confidence with her on the mound. She means so...
JACQUELINE WILLIAMS She played a great defensive game. We all played great defense, it was our best defensive game of th...
DAVE DUNHAM I will say that this year has been our best. Our events and group have had more coverage and people ...
ANGIE COX My point exactly. We still depend on Roger Clemens being out there on the mound. We still depend on ...
HALE IRWIN When I was fifteen, a companion and I, on a dare, went into the mound one day just at sunset. We saw...
WILLIAM FAULKNER It was one of our best defensive efforts of the summer,
ALLISON MCNEILL Johnny Sain doesn't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound...
CASEY STENGEL We started a young lineup, and I think we got great production on offense. We only shot about 30 per...
BRAD RUTTA Our kids guarded well. Our defensive effort was the best we've had all season.
JEFF GUIOT Jennifer [Connolly] is probably going to be batting number two or three all year because she is hitt...
JANICE GILLESPIE The defensive backs, they will do what they have to do. But the best thing for us to do is get our h...
MIKE RUCKER She's a difference-maker, especially on the defensive end. I think this is one of our best drafts. O...
PAT COYLE There's no question that he's the best there is when he's healthy. He was an integral part of our de...
BILL COWHER We didn't match up well from the beginning and the foul trouble only made it worse. We got killed on...
MATT FISHER The pitching is upholding its end. Our offense is just a click off. When it gets there, we'll have a...
RICK SWEET At that point in the season, we were equal. At this point in the season our lineup has changed a bit...
JOHN SACCHI We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO There's a chance that we could wrestle six matches over the weekend. And we could wrestle four times...
CHRIS MARY He's just a ball hog. He probably could be our best player on offense, but we need him on defense.
DENNIS ALLEN He is a ball hog, plain and simple. He could probably be our best player on offense, but we need him...
DENNIS ALLEN We've moved guys around quite a bit to get our best nine guys in the lineup.
BRIAN HARTMAN We are fortunate to have so much talent on the mound. It is a luxury. We won't burn kids out or over...
BRYAN KRAMER I threw everything I had at them. We just have had no consistency (on the mound).
JOSH HERRING If you watch the game, you know why. He's the best defensive catcher we have had here. Defensively, ...
CLINT HURDLE When you look at our lineup, you expect those guys to get points, and they have.
ANTTI LAAKSONEN They're loaded. This is probably the best they've been since I've been here. When they won state in ...
MAURICE FREEMAN You've got to understand we've got some bumps and bruises in the lineup. I've been telling people I'...
CAM WARD Moral power is probably best when it is not used. The less you use it the more you have.
ANDREW YOUNG Moral power is probably best when it is not used. The less you use it the more you have.
ANDREW YOUNG Plain and simple, we have to put the ball in the hole. Defense is never our problem. My kids work ex...
BERNIE WASSER When top scientists and psychologists talk about what's important to our overall wellbeing and h...
TOM RATH Richie is about two weeks from throwing off the mound. Pauly is a little behind him, probably a mont...
JOHNNY ALMARAZ I try to point out to our players that, despite our record, we are a good team. We have athletes who...
DAVID RICHMOND Kyle did a great job on the mound and we played the best defense we've played all year. We thought t...
DARREN HOTELLING But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
EDGAR BERGEN Jeff is a prolific goal scorer and we believe he is the best soccer player from the Dayton area this...
DENNIS CURRIER They had all this hype, 11 defensive starters returning this year, and all their papers said they ha...
JARED NEPA This was our best defensive game of the year. We got in their faces and contested shots, and played ...
JAKE BACON McCarty has thrown well for us all year when we have needed him to. Any time we can score four runs ...
JEFF EDDLEMAN But if you weren't here, you really couldn't probably fully appreciate the effort, the competitivene...
ERIC WEDGE This was his best, or most effective, performance all the way around. As far as just success on the ...
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(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY