We see broken limbs frequently, primarily from automobiles.

Brown, as defensive captain, sets the tone all game long and refuses to allow anyone to play below his level. They go 100 percent intensity every play, and I'm blessed to have backups at every position who play almost as well as the first team. We've started with two goose eggs, and I can't say we'll have gooses all the way through, but they have the attitude that they can't be scored on, and they're dedicated to that.

Mentally, he's so far beyond a sophomore it's amazing. He controls the offense, he controls the tempo of the game, and everything you ask him to do he does perfectly. And I've got him for two more years. I can't believe that.

I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.