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CHELSEA TELLER I think with our problems with hopelessness and cynicism that [the solution] ultimately has to come ...
CHELSEA CLINTON How we use these surpluses in this moment of prosperity will determine America's future for decades ...
CHELSEA CLINTON For all the tornadoes Arkansas has, and the ones that have hit around Little Rock, we never had one ...
CHELSEA CLINTON I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around.
CHELSEA WAGNER We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're...
CHELSEA DAVIS I am excited to work with NBC News to continue to highlight stories of organizations and individuals...
CHELSEA CLINTON Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ...
CHELSEA HANDLER I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect...
CHELSEA CAIN Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl...
CHELSEA HANDLER I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th...
CHELSEA HANDLER We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world.
CHELSEA CLINTON Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER I love the right words. I think economy and precision of language are important.
CHELSEA CLINTON