We taught them to 'Just Say No,' but we never told them what to say next.

We've all taught our kids to 'just say no!' but we've never taught them what to say next when the peer pressure starts.

Parents tell me, 'My kid's in the choir!' Well, you know what? Whitney Houston was in the choir. It kinda makes me feel like he doesn't trust me sometimes, but I can kinda see where he's coming from.

The beloved is the ultimate fetish.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?