We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers.

It's difficult to have everybody like everything you do. I don't know anybody that's perfect and doesn't have a zit somewhere.

Taxes grow without rain

I was a mechanic in the Navy. And mechanics in the Navy are like mechanics in airlines. You may have more stripes than I do, but you don't know how to fix the airplane.

There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.