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We thought it might be fun to announce the event for Friday night's game, but not actually hand them out until the next day. But that's a subtlety in punch line that might not sit well with paying customers for Friday's game.


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JACOB WALTON If he would have stayed in the game, it might have been a long day for us. We just didn't play up to...
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BILLY GARDELL We've got to use every piece of data and piece of information, and hopefully that will help us b...
BILLY BEANE The greatest legacy one can pass on to one's children and grandchildren is not money or other ma...
BILLY GRAHAM I know my voice has a limited range of motion; I don't write dramatic monologues and pretend to ...
BILLY COLLINS Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.
BILLY SUNDAY No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, an...
BILLY GRAHAM Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
BILLY WILDER Communism is a religion that is inspired, directed and motivated by the Devil himself who has declar...
BILLY GRAHAM A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
BILLY GRAHAM Each life is made up of mistakes and learning, waiting and growing, practicing patience and being pe...
BILLY GRAHAM Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength.
BILLY GRAHAM I think a spiritual journey is not so much a journey of discovery. It's a journey of recovery. I...
BILLY CORGAN I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
BILLY GRAHAM I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something...
BILLY JOEL I love Aerosmith. I love Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, anything from that era, Led Zeppelin. So my guita...
BILLY UNGER I look forward to death with great anticipation, to meeting God face to face.
BILLY GRAHAM God has given us two hands - one to receive with and the other to give with. We are not cisterns mad...
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